What 3 Items at Wal-mart

bcoop911
bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
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Alright, I have a fun game... If you went into a Wal-Mart, what three things would you buy to intentionally try to cause alarm with the cashier.. make them think "what the h*ll is this guy/girl doing with this stuff????" .... remember ONLY THREE items...

example 1: A bottle of lube, a baseball bat, and some Preperation H
example 2: A shovel, a blue tarp, and a gallon of bleach

Ready...go!
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  • WonderWoman_5
    WonderWoman_5 Posts: 101 Member
    condoms, cucumbers and ky jelly
  • freckledjezebel
    freckledjezebel Posts: 65 Member
    A goldfish, breadcrumbs, and cooking oil.
  • Sassymama66_75HARD
    Sassymama66_75HARD Posts: 91 Member
    A million years ago when I worked retail I was working overnight the night before Thanksgiving. This was well before 24 hour stores and we had no one in all night. Finally at 3am a woman came in and bought KY Jelly & tinfoil. We were very professional and pretty much feel on the ground in hysterics when she left.

    Have a great day!
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    fresh gingerroot, Fage plain Greek yogurt, and sugar snap peas.

    I have purchased these items at Walmart and the shock/horror on the cashier's face and her incredulous questions were better than any crime- or sex-related items. She had never heard of ginger or sugar snap peas, for starters.

    I also purchased a bag of all-purpose flour once and the middle aged male cashier was SO PSYCHED that I was going to bake with it and knew how to bake. I was like 28 yrs old...is baking that rare??? WTF
  • elusive_design
    elusive_design Posts: 1,095 Member
    Rope, Gas can, gloves
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    tie down twine, a teddy bear, and a hack saw
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    beer, diapers, car battery
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    1) Tampons
    2) Frank's RedHot Sauce
    3) Nursing pads
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    Because it's Wal-Mart:

    Shampoo, Soap & Toothpaste.

    Peeps of Wal-Mart would be clueless.
  • vasairiah
    vasairiah Posts: 5,187 Member
    Lawn chair, ammo, beer
  • robertdc50
    robertdc50 Posts: 50
    You people are sick...I love it :) How about:

    Canola oil
    Plastic drop sheet
    Speedo bathing suit
  • EmmieBaby
    EmmieBaby Posts: 1,235 Member
    rubber gloves, lube, chocolate syrup
  • oneoddsock
    oneoddsock Posts: 321 Member
    Whisky, matches, nappies (diapers)
  • MainahGirl
    MainahGirl Posts: 282 Member
    Chocolate, Midol and a gun...
  • EmmieBaby
    EmmieBaby Posts: 1,235 Member
    Chocolate, Midol and a gun...

    love it
  • MapleFlavouredMaiden
    MapleFlavouredMaiden Posts: 595 Member
    Ky
    Ping pong balls
    a webcam
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    these are great!

    a rat trap, laughty taphy, and an ice pick
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    Alright, I have a fun game... If you went into a Wal-Mart, what three things would you buy to intentionally try to cause alarm with the cashier.. make them think "what the h*ll is this guy/girl doing with this stuff????" .... remember ONLY THREE items...

    example 1: A bottle of lube, a baseball bat, and some Preperation H
    example 2: A shovel, a blue tarp, and a gallon of bleach

    Ready...go!

    OOO!! We use to play this game all the time, but we called it "Cashier Weird" (Three items that would get you a strange look from the cashier>


    Bottle of Jack, Duck Tape, and a Dog leash
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    a Barbie play house, a bag of candy, and a bow and arrow
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  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    a blow torch, propane tank, and a video camera
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Ky
    Ping pong balls
    a webcam

    Make sure you send me the E-vite...
  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
    Banana, Jelly and a box of condoms:flowerforyou:
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    a Barbie doll, a weed wacker, and rubbing alcohol...
  • MapleFlavouredMaiden
    MapleFlavouredMaiden Posts: 595 Member
    Ky
    Ping pong balls
    a webcam

    Make sure you send me the E-vite...

    Will do ;)
  • Slendermike
    Slendermike Posts: 1,776 Member
    a funnel, duct tape and an axe
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    zip ties, sleep mask, clothes pins
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    canned air, a balloon, and a home colonic kit
  • Slendermike
    Slendermike Posts: 1,776 Member
    book on serial killers, cutlery and ketchup
  • amwbox
    amwbox Posts: 576 Member
    A goldfish, breadcrumbs, and cooking oil.

    winner.

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