What 3 Items at Wal-mart

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  • vasairiah
    vasairiah Posts: 5,187 Member
    red thong, Christmas lights, ladder
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Chainsaw, gasoline, shovel.
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    clamps, icy hot, and animal skin condoms
  • ironrat79
    ironrat79 Posts: 273 Member
    either we have too much time on our hands or we're all twisted and a little demented....lol
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    either we have too much time on our hands or we're all twisted and a little demented....lol

    all of the above... where are your three items??? haha
  • vasairiah
    vasairiah Posts: 5,187 Member
    clamps, icy hot, and animal skin condoms

    car battery, duct tape, zip ties
  • bige2401
    bige2401 Posts: 63
    Hunting Knife
    Police Scanner
    Ski Mask
  • AwMyLoLo
    AwMyLoLo Posts: 1,571 Member
    D batteries, NyQuil, Vaseline.

    I legit purchased these 3 items (only these 3 things) from the dollar store recently.

    D batteries needed for flashlight.
    NyQuil because I hadn't been sleeping well and we were out.
    Vaseline to take off my waterproof mascara at night.
  • iRun_Butterfly
    iRun_Butterfly Posts: 483 Member
    book on serial killers, cutlery and ketchup

    Don't forget the gallon size freezer bags Mike
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    a cheese grater, hydrogen peroxide, and nitrile gloves
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    a camping toilet, a chain, and a padlock
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    up
  • InevitableButterfly
    InevitableButterfly Posts: 340 Member
    1. plastic sheeting
    2. duct tape
    3. hack saw
  • aklove907
    aklove907 Posts: 118 Member
    Ky
    Ping pong balls
    a webcam

    LOL!!
  • 90to20
    90to20 Posts: 196 Member
    Lube, dog collar, rope.
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
    A goldfish, breadcrumbs, and cooking oil.

    winner.

    hands down. lol.
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    Gas can, shop rags and kitchen matches
  • BigT555
    BigT555 Posts: 2,067 Member
    Ky
    Ping pong balls
    a webcam
    laughed so hard reading this
  • ironrat79
    ironrat79 Posts: 273 Member
    either we have too much time on our hands or we're all twisted and a little demented....lol

    all of the above... where are your three items??? haha

    posted page 2
  • zoober
    zoober Posts: 226 Member
    ball peen hammer, coleman cooking fuel, duct tape
  • momburntdinner
    momburntdinner Posts: 44 Member
    Chocolate Cake mix
    Sleep aide pills
    Disposable cameras
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  • InevitableButterfly
    InevitableButterfly Posts: 340 Member
    1. 10-lb dumbbell
    2. tampons (super plus)
    3. anaesthetic cream
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  • yellowlemoned
    yellowlemoned Posts: 335 Member
    wd40, a toilet plunger, and condoms. :)
  • dblaacker
    dblaacker Posts: 153 Member
    I once bought tampons and hot sauce at WalMart...

    Here are some ideas, though:

    - a bike, duct tape, and car tires
    - acetone, hydrogen peroxide, and hydrochloric acid
    - water balloons and 3 gallons of milk
    - diapers, and copious amounts of wine
    - a treadmill and beer (gotta train for the beer mile - there's now a sub-5 minute record)
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    Be sure to dress in all black, black hoodies, goth make up would be a plus.

    Hot dog buns
    Ketchup
    Rat poison
  • segastler
    segastler Posts: 207 Member
    diapers, condoms, and a pregnancy test. all while weeping.
  • sweetiememoirs
    sweetiememoirs Posts: 30 Member
    Laxatives, Brownie Mix, & a Get Well Soon card.
  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Shovel, garbage bags, chainsaw

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