What 3 Items at Wal-mart

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  • jonlfischer
    jonlfischer Posts: 171 Member
    AMMO, PROPANE AND FERTILIZER
  • stef_monster
    stef_monster Posts: 205 Member
    I get duct tape, Zip Ties and stocking masks there all the time an nobody ever says a thing.

    Having worked at Walmart/ Sam's Club for over 5 years, I have to say that my soul was crushed so thoroughly after the first few days of my 'career' that I could ring up all these items mentioned so far and probably not even bat an eye. After an hour or two on checkout, you don't even realize what you're ringing up anymore. It's all just stuff you have to bag (or fit into boxes).

    The worst customers are the ones that refuse to let your imagination run wild with whatever they're purchasing. The Walmart I worked at was in a small town in rural Tennessee, and people would go out of their way to tell cashiers ALL ABOUT their horrifying, disgusting medical conditions and EXACTLY what they planned to do with their purchases to rectify these issues. Many an innocent product was ruined for me. *shudder*
    I can't believe everyone missed this.....

    1) coleman lantern fuel
    2) sudafed
    3) lithium batteries

    Effn cops would be waiting at your car...promise you that one

    ROFL Where did you get the idea that meth heads PAY for their supplies?! Sure, they had to pay for the Sudafed because our pharmacy required a valid government issued photo ID and a signature, but everything else they simply stole. More common was the theft of small, high value items (like batteries and makeup) that they would then return for store credit and use to 'purchase' meth supplies.

    My favorite customers were the self-conscious alcoholics. Most of that town was extremely religious, and people would want you to double- or triple-bag their 12 pack of beer to try and hide the fact they were buying alcohol. They would then insist on carrying it by the handle on top, so it looked even more obvious and ridiculous. Kind of like wrapping a bicycle and putting it under a Christmas tree- they might not know what color it is, but you're not fooling anyone.
  • whovian67
    whovian67 Posts: 608 Member
    Jalapeno, serrano and pablano peppers... just to watch them look it up on their laminated chart...
  • whovian67
    whovian67 Posts: 608 Member
    Dexter DVD, duct tape and bowie knife..
  • JamericanBoy
    JamericanBoy Posts: 484 Member
    A basket, lotion and a hose.

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  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    fava beans, a bottle of chianti and a large carving knife
  • GC527
    GC527 Posts: 272 Member
    frozen corn dogs, lube and duct tape
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    I get duct tape, Zip Ties and stocking masks there all the time an nobody ever says a thing.

    Having worked at Walmart/ Sam's Club for over 5 years, I have to say that my soul was crushed so thoroughly after the first few days of my 'career' that I could ring up all these items mentioned so far and probably not even bat an eye. After an hour or two on checkout, you don't even realize what you're ringing up anymore. It's all just stuff you have to bag (or fit into boxes).

    The worst customers are the ones that refuse to let your imagination run wild with whatever they're purchasing. The Walmart I worked at was in a small town in rural Tennessee, and people would go out of their way to tell cashiers ALL ABOUT their horrifying, disgusting medical conditions and EXACTLY what they planned to do with their purchases to rectify these issues. Many an innocent product was ruined for me. *shudder*
    I can't believe everyone missed this.....

    1) coleman lantern fuel
    2) sudafed
    3) lithium batteries

    Effn cops would be waiting at your car...promise you that one

    ROFL Where did you get the idea that meth heads PAY for their supplies?! Sure, they had to pay for the Sudafed because our pharmacy required a valid government issued photo ID and a signature, but everything else they simply stole. More common was the theft of small, high value items (like batteries and makeup) that they would then return for store credit and use to 'purchase' meth supplies.

    My favorite customers were the self-conscious alcoholics. Most of that town was extremely religious, and people would want you to double- or triple-bag their 12 pack of beer to try and hide the fact they were buying alcohol. They would then insist on carrying it by the handle on top, so it looked even more obvious and ridiculous. Kind of like wrapping a bicycle and putting it under a Christmas tree- they might not know what color it is, but you're not fooling anyone.

    Jesus... way to get all serious... fun ruiner
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    black candles, a small ornate dagger and a book about how to keep goats
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    I can't believe everyone missed this.....

    1) coleman lantern fuel
    2) sudafed
    3) lithium batteries

    Effn cops would be waiting at your car...promise you that one

    ROFL Where did you get the idea that meth heads PAY for their supplies?!

    i'm more interested in where he got the idea that everybody already knew how to make meth. i mean, i know i don't have a tv, but i'm sure Breaking Bad is not the only show on these days.... :huh:
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I've checked out before with a 2 pack of 9V batteries, a large bottle of KY, and Brokeback Mountain on DVD
  • InevitableButterfly
    InevitableButterfly Posts: 340 Member
    anatomy for dummies
    large knife
    sleeping pills
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I've checked out before with a 2 pack of 9V batteries, a large bottle of KY, and Brokeback Mountain on DVD

    Ahh Yes. Our first date!
  • LloydSev
    LloydSev Posts: 41 Member
    "Sodomy for Dummies" book (if it exists)
    Kibbles 'n Bits
    KY Jelly
  • sentaruu
    sentaruu Posts: 2,206 Member
    Lawn chair, ammo, beer

    I think that's pretty par for the course at walmart
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Ky
    Ping pong balls
    a webcam
    laughed so hard reading this

    You laughed. I'm enjoying the show...
  • _101010_
    _101010_ Posts: 121
    Binoculars, duct tape, and a gas can
  • kbmnurse
    kbmnurse Posts: 2,484 Member
    NONE I HATE Walmart.
  • sarantonio
    sarantonio Posts: 880 Member
    Baby bottles, adult diapers and rubber gloves?
  • A plunger, lube and a bag of Doritos
  • Bruceapple
    Bruceapple Posts: 2,027 Member
    bump
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    a sewing needle kit, a kids toy, and condoms
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    I can't believe everyone missed this.....

    1) coleman lantern fuel
    2) sudafed
    3) lithium batteries

    Effn cops would be waiting at your car...promise you that one

    ROFL Where did you get the idea that meth heads PAY for their supplies?!

    i'm more interested in where he got the idea that everybody already knew how to make meth. i mean, i know i don't have a tv, but i'm sure Breaking Bad is not the only show on these days.... :huh:

    exactly what I was thinking.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Chainsaw, gasoline, shovel.

    We had a 16-year old girl here who tried to dispose of a body of another girl in her school with these items a few years back. It didn't work out so well, and she and her boyfirend ended up using a sawzall and trash bags and dropping them down a man-hole instead. Just as an FYI.
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    Chainsaw, gasoline, shovel.

    We had a 16-year old girl here who tried to dispose of a body of another girl in her school with these items a few years back. It didn't work out so well, and she and her boyfirend ended up using a sawzall and trash bags and dropping them down a man-hole instead. Just as an FYI.

    sawzall, trash bags, and a pry bar :-P
  • fatboy235
    fatboy235 Posts: 147 Member
    mazzola oil, stool softener and raisinettes
  • surfinbird_1981
    surfinbird_1981 Posts: 946 Member
    Paddling pool, jelly and webcam.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Human Anatomy Book
    The Joy of Cooking
    Weber "Little Joe "Charcol Grill
  • ajewellmom
    ajewellmom Posts: 186 Member
    Halloween mask, toy gun, hair dye
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Lawn chair, ammo, beer

    I think that's pretty par for the course at walmart
    Hey Ive bought those things!!! :huh: