What 3 Items at Wal-mart

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  • Shuuma
    Shuuma Posts: 465 Member
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    Industrial strength plastic drop cloths, 12 boxes of saran wrap, and heavy duty black trash bags.

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  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
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    This isn't what I would buy this is what I did buy just the other day:

    Peter Pan honey roasted crunchy
    Astroglide
    T-shirt
  • ImaWaterBender
    ImaWaterBender Posts: 516 Member
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    Bible, American Flag, Shotgun
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    A goldfish, breadcrumbs, and cooking oil.

    I like this one!!
  • digidream
    digidream Posts: 27 Member
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    Pregnancy test, bungee cord, ice cream



    (I actually bought these items, together with nothing else, at the Dollar Tree about a year ago. One of the items was for a friend. The cashier gave me the strangest look I have ever seen. and bagged it all very quickly. It was very, very awkward)
  • JustSomeEm
    JustSomeEm Posts: 20,222 MFP Moderator
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    Peanuts, Benadryl and Chalk. :P
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Turkey baster, duct tape, paint thinner.
  • dym123
    dym123 Posts: 1,670 Member
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    have only read a handful, but WTF is the obsession with lube?
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    I worked for a boy scout camp as a counselor when I was in my teens and on Wed nights and Friday nights there were campfires and the staff would dress in Native American Indian Authentic costuming Anyway...We all carried these long torches.


    To make the torches last longer we used maxi-pads.

    One of the guys went to town to get some supplies for one of the evenings and came back with a receipt that had

    Super absorbent Maxi-Pads
    Kerosene
    Razor blades
    face paint

    #TrueStory
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
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    fish hooks, saltwater taffy, and baseball bat
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
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    bump
  • ImaWaterBender
    ImaWaterBender Posts: 516 Member
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    Car battery, jumper cables, whipped cream
  • ModoVincere
    ModoVincere Posts: 530 Member
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    rubber gloves, chain cutter, and gas can.
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
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    sunny D, a video camera, and a circular saw
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I worked for a boy scout camp as a counselor when I was in my teens and on Wed nights and Friday nights there were campfires and the staff would dress in Native American Indian Authentic costuming Anyway...We all carried these long torches.


    To make the torches last longer we used maxi-pads.

    One of the guys went to town to get some supplies for one of the evenings and came back with a receipt that had

    Super absorbent Maxi-Pads
    Kerosene
    Razor blades
    face paint

    #TrueStory

    Sounds legit to me. OA!
  • Shananigans_
    Shananigans_ Posts: 785 Member
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    Whipped cream, nails and a teddy bear
  • prismafit
    prismafit Posts: 9
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    A slow cooker, a roll of duct tape, and a pacifier.

    (pffft)
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    Calcium citrate
    Exlax
    Gift Wrap
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
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    adult diapers, a large funnel, and a gallon of olive oil
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    rat poison, sugar and any almond flavoured dessert

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