My MFP Love Isn't Messaging Me...

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SGM_Adonis
SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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She says she's working. Should I believe her? Is she cheating on me with one of my FL friends? What should I do?
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    O.o
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
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    Wipe off your lady parts and go to the gym.
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
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    Geeze...I told you, I'd be right back!
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Geeze...I told you, I'd be right back!
    LOL ...*swoon*
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    Wipe off your lady parts and go to the gym.

    By lady parts you surely mean my heart...because it's crying right now.
  • GingerJenX3
    GingerJenX3 Posts: 419
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    lmao....cute thread!
  • fit_war
    fit_war Posts: 985 Member
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    Awwwwwwww:flowerforyou:

    find another one?
  • laynerich15
    laynerich15 Posts: 1,918 Member
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    Wipe off your lady parts and go to the gym.

    By lady parts you surely mean my heart...because it's crying right now.

    Yep that's what I meant
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    Dude........just break up!! :brokenheart:

    Seriously, if you think she is cheating she probably is. Sorry to be the one to tell you. :flowerforyou:
  • ChasingMyBliss
    ChasingMyBliss Posts: 803 Member
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    Perhaps you should make her jealous by starting something with someone new?
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    She says she's working. Should I believe her? Is she cheating on me with one of my FL friends? What should I do?

    Please, if she was going to cheat on you, she wouldn't do it with someone on your friends list. Too easy to trace. You need to pretty much track down everyone on the site.

    Which would probably be quite the calorie burn, eh?
  • WaterBunnie
    WaterBunnie Posts: 1,370 Member
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    I think you should dock her calorie allowance. She'll soon come back if you're dangling an extra 10% at her..
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    She says she's working. Should I believe her? Is she cheating on me with one of my FL friends? What should I do?

    Please, if she was going to cheat on you, she wouldn't do it with someone on your friends list. Too easy to trace. You need to pretty much track down everyone on the site.

    Which would probably be quite the calorie burn, eh?

    Well she likes tall, tanned, bearded men. So all those without beard are eliminated. I wish the "find members" data base had a beard searching option.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
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    She says she's working. Should I believe her? Is she cheating on me with one of my FL friends? What should I do?
    Drive to her house and wait outside. Bring binoculars.
  • maz504
    maz504 Posts: 450
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    I happen to be a fantastic side chick. :flowerforyou:
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
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    You stopped messaging me, remember? :grumble:
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
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    I'd help out, but some chick just won't stop messaging me...

    Awww....that's brutal. Have you no heart?
  • NoMoreStretchyPants
    NoMoreStretchyPants Posts: 307
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    Well she's not working...she's with me. :smokin: Sorry Cochino:tongue::flowerforyou:
  • Mr_Bad_Example
    Mr_Bad_Example Posts: 2,403 Member
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    She says she's working. Should I believe her? Is she cheating on me with one of my FL friends? What should I do?

    Please, if she was going to cheat on you, she wouldn't do it with someone on your friends list. Too easy to trace. You need to pretty much track down everyone on the site.

    Which would probably be quite the calorie burn, eh?

    Well she likes tall, tanned, bearded men. So all those without beard are eliminated. I wish the "find members" data base had a beard searching option.

    You should submit that to the "Website Suggestions" board. They'll probably implement it in about two to four years.

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