What 3 Items at Wal-mart

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  • Shuuma
    Shuuma Posts: 465 Member
    Industrial strength plastic drop cloths, 12 boxes of saran wrap, and heavy duty black trash bags.

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  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    This isn't what I would buy this is what I did buy just the other day:

    Peter Pan honey roasted crunchy
    Astroglide
    T-shirt
  • ImaWaterBender
    ImaWaterBender Posts: 516 Member
    Bible, American Flag, Shotgun
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    A goldfish, breadcrumbs, and cooking oil.

    I like this one!!
  • digidream
    digidream Posts: 27 Member
    Pregnancy test, bungee cord, ice cream



    (I actually bought these items, together with nothing else, at the Dollar Tree about a year ago. One of the items was for a friend. The cashier gave me the strangest look I have ever seen. and bagged it all very quickly. It was very, very awkward)
  • JustSomeEm
    JustSomeEm Posts: 20,269 MFP Moderator
    Peanuts, Benadryl and Chalk. :P
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Turkey baster, duct tape, paint thinner.
  • dym123
    dym123 Posts: 1,670 Member
    have only read a handful, but WTF is the obsession with lube?
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    I worked for a boy scout camp as a counselor when I was in my teens and on Wed nights and Friday nights there were campfires and the staff would dress in Native American Indian Authentic costuming Anyway...We all carried these long torches.


    To make the torches last longer we used maxi-pads.

    One of the guys went to town to get some supplies for one of the evenings and came back with a receipt that had

    Super absorbent Maxi-Pads
    Kerosene
    Razor blades
    face paint

    #TrueStory
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    fish hooks, saltwater taffy, and baseball bat
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    bump
  • ImaWaterBender
    ImaWaterBender Posts: 516 Member
    Car battery, jumper cables, whipped cream
  • ModoVincere
    ModoVincere Posts: 530 Member
    rubber gloves, chain cutter, and gas can.
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    sunny D, a video camera, and a circular saw
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I worked for a boy scout camp as a counselor when I was in my teens and on Wed nights and Friday nights there were campfires and the staff would dress in Native American Indian Authentic costuming Anyway...We all carried these long torches.


    To make the torches last longer we used maxi-pads.

    One of the guys went to town to get some supplies for one of the evenings and came back with a receipt that had

    Super absorbent Maxi-Pads
    Kerosene
    Razor blades
    face paint

    #TrueStory

    Sounds legit to me. OA!
  • Shananigans_
    Shananigans_ Posts: 785 Member
    Whipped cream, nails and a teddy bear
  • A slow cooker, a roll of duct tape, and a pacifier.

    (pffft)
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    Calcium citrate
    Exlax
    Gift Wrap
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    adult diapers, a large funnel, and a gallon of olive oil
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    rat poison, sugar and any almond flavoured dessert
  • mcat4669
    mcat4669 Posts: 87 Member
    Lol...Tampons, chocolate, and kleenex
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    a garden hose, a gerbil cage, and some nail clippers
  • fredman2
    fredman2 Posts: 57
    I kid you not, I was in a W-M about a year ago, and a young girl in front of me was buying a packet of condoms, some 'girl things', and a pregnancy test kit.
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    bump
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
    A saw.

    Sleeping pills

    XX-Large zip lock bags
  • SwashBlogger
    SwashBlogger Posts: 395 Member
    Duct tape, Joel Osteen's latest book, a brick of cheese
  • bcoop911
    bcoop911 Posts: 1,390 Member
    a gravy boat, laxatives, and a bib
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  • johnnyhatesjazz
    johnnyhatesjazz Posts: 95 Member
    Gold fish, flour and cooking oil
  • vanillacoffee
    vanillacoffee Posts: 1,024 Member
    Margarita mix, a rope, a pregnancy test