Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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awareness course he'd signed up0
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for a big surprise which0
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the Queen new what exactly0
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his true intentions were toward0
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Cheetos! after all it's her0
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favourite past time meal that0
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she always eats when she0
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cant get her hands on0
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her fav drink which is0
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a martini which is shaken0
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then discarded in favor of0
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the original absinthe flavoured peanuts0
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Crazy with absinthe hallucinations, the0
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weary man reached for an0
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30mm oyster gun, or so0
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he thought, grabbing instead a0
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barmaids' nose while shouting "Down0
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the river, down the stream!"0
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he carried on a little way0
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until the barmaid screamed. Making0
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and then cry for help0
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stare at the barmaid wondering0
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what to drink when she0
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poured him a mocktail of0
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Jimbeam and Coke with a0
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vodka chaser. Totally sloshed and0
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unable to walk he stumbled0
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upon a magic lamp which0
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puffed out the letter "Y"0
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to which the man thought0
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