Need Advice for Rapid Butt Growth

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  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    are you kidding? A whole 2 inches? I have to ask a personal question:

    Why are sisters so consumed on how big their a** gets? I just don't get it

    Because my white husband likes women with big butts. Any further questions this 'sister' can answer for you?
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.

    Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.
  • WillLift4Tats
    WillLift4Tats Posts: 1,699 Member
    are you kidding? A whole 2 inches? I have to ask a personal question:

    Why are sisters so consumed on how big their a** gets? I just don't get it

    I want my *kitten* to grow more than 2 inches. Can I be a "sister"? :noway:
  • SonicDeathMonkey80
    SonicDeathMonkey80 Posts: 4,489 Member
    Taco Bell and Hip Thrusts worked for me. Eat, Ba-Bam!, repeat.

    About how long did that take, exactly?

    There's donkey vs stallion, and I'd say a KFC Double Down (or two)

    RHW-ATL-Workout-DVD_510x380.jpg

    Do these make butt bigger, or do they just tone and tighten? I specifically need size.

    I'd go with donkey booty then, or as they say on the show "dunkey"
  • FromHereOnOut
    FromHereOnOut Posts: 3,237 Member
    Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.

    Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.

    Don't equate "putting weight back on" with "putting fat back on". Yes, there will inevitably be some fat, but if you're working heavy on the glutes, you WILL build muscle there. Might as well start now. Looking at your photo, you look great and you really want that butt, so go for it. Just work in only about 200 cal surplus and work heavy on glutes and see where it gets you.


    eta: obv 2wks is too short, but start now and also there will be some swelling in the process as the muscle holds water to repair---givesthe desired effect, right?! ;-)
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    are you kidding? A whole 2 inches? I have to ask a personal question:

    Why are sisters so consumed on how big their a** gets? I just don't get it
    excuse you?
  • Hammybone
    Hammybone Posts: 36 Member
    Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.

    Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.

    Just break up.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    are you kidding? A whole 2 inches? I have to ask a personal question:

    Why are sisters so consumed on how big their a** gets? I just don't get it

    :huh:
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    are you kidding? A whole 2 inches? I have to ask a personal question:

    Why are sisters so consumed on how big their a** gets? I just don't get it

    Really?
  • sammama5
    sammama5 Posts: 92 Member
    Crack gap and now rapid butt growth....

    Anyone else experiencing forum whiplash today?

    ^^^this^^^
    I almost understand this one, though...LOL
  • Hammybone
    Hammybone Posts: 36 Member
    are you kidding? A whole 2 inches? I have to ask a personal question:

    Why are sisters so consumed on how big their a** gets? I just don't get it

    Actually, I don't think you had to.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.

    Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.

    Don't equate "putting weight back on" with "putting fat back on". Yes, there will inevitably be some fat, but if you're working heavy on the glutes, you WILL build muscle there. Might as well start now. Looking at your photo, you look great and you really want that butt, so go for it. Just work in only about 200 cal surplus and work heavy on glutes and see where it gets you.


    eta: obv 2wks is too short, but start now and also there will be some swelling in the process as the muscle holds water to repair---givesthe desired effect, right?! ;-)

    Thank you very much for you advice, it is very much appreciated. I think, at this stage, I might be past the point of any serious swelling when I lift (I don't really retain water after lift days anymore) but I'll just have to make it work.

    But hey, more food is always nice.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.

    Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.

    Just break up.


    With...my butt?



    Oh, and someone asked for pics but, alas, I think pictures focusing on ones assets get your mod slapped around here.
  • amejia79
    amejia79 Posts: 8
    Deadlifts (romanian & regular), squats, and lunges with A LOT of weight
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.

    Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.

    Just break up.


    With...my butt?



    Oh, and someone asked for pics but, alas, I think pictures focusing on ones assets get your mod slapped around here.

    You might even say that the mods would spank you . . .
  • 8lackie
    8lackie Posts: 39 Member
    If I'd been deployed and made it back alive and my gorgeous wife had a 2" deficit there, I doubt that would cripple my joy.
  • Eleana14
    Eleana14 Posts: 29 Member
    I'm sure starvation mode is NOT the way to go. I have been Reading the forum. Don't do it. And eat your EAT. I read that somewhere, too.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.

    Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.

    Just break up.


    With...my butt?



    Oh, and someone asked for pics but, alas, I think pictures focusing on ones assets get your mod slapped around here.

    You might even say that the mods would spank you . . .

    Indeed.

    I suppose there's always my blog. Are those moderated?
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.

    Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.

    Just break up.


    With...my butt?



    Oh, and someone asked for pics but, alas, I think pictures focusing on ones assets get your mod slapped around here.

    You might even say that the mods would spank you . . .

    Indeed.

    I suppose there's always my blog. Are those moderated?

    Yup the CG are site wide.
  • Hammybone
    Hammybone Posts: 36 Member
    Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.

    Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.

    Just break up.


    With...my butt?



    Yeah. Seems reasonable.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    Well. It seems clear that the only options are to get butt injections or to put weight back on until my butt is back where I like it. I really don't have the time (or a low enough body fat at this stage, I' only around 25-24%) to do a bulk so that's not really an option.

    Oh well. That's just how things work out sometimes I guess.

    Just break up.


    With...my butt?



    Oh, and someone asked for pics but, alas, I think pictures focusing on ones assets get your mod slapped around here.

    You might even say that the mods would spank you . . .

    Indeed.

    I suppose there's always my blog. Are those moderated?

    Yup the CG are site wide.

    Oh well.

    You all will have to trust me when I say that my butt measuring 38 inches around is just not big enough for me.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Every answer I came up with was kinda racist...I need to do some self reflection.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    Every answer I came up with was kinda racist...I need to do some self reflection.

    Tsk tsk
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Every answer I came up with was kinda racist...I need to do some self reflection.

    Tsk tsk

    I'm going to need you to put on glasses and grab a ruler before you do that.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    Every answer I came up with was kinda racist...I need to do some self reflection.

    Tsk tsk

    I'm going to need you to put on glasses and grab a ruler before you do that.

    I looked around and, oddly enough, could not find a picture of myself like that.


    I know, I was shocked too. Considering my love of librarian glasses you'd think I would have tried that out by now.
  • AtticWindow
    AtticWindow Posts: 295 Member
    Crack gap and now rapid butt growth....

    Anyone else experiencing forum whiplash today?

    I've heard more about butts in one day than I'd heard all month. All we need now is a post about poop and we'll have covered the all the butt bases.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Every answer I came up with was kinda racist...I need to do some self reflection.

    Tsk tsk

    I'm going to need you to put on glasses and grab a ruler before you do that.

    I looked around and, oddly enough, could not find a picture of myself like that.


    I know, I was shocked too. Considering my love of librarian glasses you'd think I would have tried that out by now.

    Next holiday present for teh hubs?
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Crack gap and now rapid butt growth....

    Anyone else experiencing forum whiplash today?

    I've heard more about butts in one day than I'd heard all month. All we need now is a post about poop and we'll have covered the all the butt bases.

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1272026-constipation?hl=constipation&page=2#posts-19786724

    You're welcome
  • hermann341
    hermann341 Posts: 443 Member
    So what you're saying is you want the answer to the question "Does this make my butt look bigger?" to be "Yes."

    This has to be a first for me.
  • _Josee_
    _Josee_ Posts: 625 Member
    Bacon & sour cream Ruffles.

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