Push Ups

uh lets see here
I did one personal training session with... a psychopath lol
but he made me do numerous things, one being push ups
which I then learned = an amazing set of Pecs

Question for everyone
If I do (at least) 500 pushups a day everyday in May
along with my diet and going to the gym
(gym consists of bench and flys for as long as i can stand to be there hour each maybe)
wouldn't I have a significantly better looking chest by May 31st?
right now I have the "teenage basement WoW virgin chest syndrome" and I'd like that to change :)
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  • thavoice
    thavoice Posts: 1,326 Member
    Ha ha.
    Do 1000 a day and look like that by May 15th.....
  • RHachicho
    RHachicho Posts: 1,115 Member
    Honestly going straight from not much to 500 pushups a day right off the bat is asking for an injury. Muscle simply can't be built overnight. If you over tax your body you will simply hurt yourself. That said push - ups are an amazing exercise and you should not feel discouraged from doing them. just i think that 500 a day every day is over doing it. Besides even if you somehow stuck with that program your body would quickly adapt and become a push up machine. Making push ups themselves less useful to you and resulting in muscle imbalances. If you really wanna look good you have to work your whole body not just the muscle group you wanna work on. Once you have decent overall musculature THEN you can start sculpting.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    What kind of numerous things did he make you do? Did any of this involve teh butt sex?
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    I'm kinda afraid of getting that whole chest gap thing. It makes my breast bone stick out and junk. I can't even touch it without cringing.

    It makes going after popcorn really awkward.
  • MapleFlavouredMaiden
    MapleFlavouredMaiden Posts: 595 Member
    You can doo it!!!!!! I belieb in you!

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    Or you could just get pec implants.

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  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    What kind of numerous things did he make you do? Did any of this involve teh butt sex?
    Let's not discuss that...
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  • Iconx11
    Iconx11 Posts: 33
    Definitely I do crazy amounts of push-ups but I try do different types to target more areas
  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
    I hear saline solution and a syringe can work wonders for your physique, and as we all know a good looking physique means you are healthy.
  • sjaplo
    sjaplo Posts: 974 Member
    And how long until this thread gets blocked? And what exercise is next OP?...........Troll lolo lolo lo lo
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    I'm kinda afraid of getting that whole chest gap thing. It makes my breast bone stick out and junk. I can't even touch it without cringing.

    It makes going after popcorn really awkward.
    um... really?
    maybe you'd feel better commenting on a yahoo article with your snarky rude self
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    I hear saline solution and a syringe can work wonders for your physique, and as we all know a good looking physique means you are healthy.

    Geesh, what a douche for suggesting saline shots. You should block him IPA.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    I'm kinda afraid of getting that whole chest gap thing. It makes my breast bone stick out and junk. I can't even touch it without cringing.

    It makes going after popcorn really awkward.
    um... really?
    maybe you'd feel better commenting on a yahoo article with your snarky rude self

    O Rly? (snaps fingers and then hairflip)
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  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
    I hear saline solution and a syringe can work wonders for your physique, and as we all know a good looking physique means you are healthy.

    Geesh, what a douche for suggesting saline shots. You should block him IPA.

    Don't make me reciprocate man, I'm crazy.
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    I hear saline solution and a syringe can work wonders for your physique, and as we all know a good looking physique means you are healthy.

    Geesh, what a douche for suggesting saline shots. You should block him IPA.

    Don't make me reciprocate man, I'm crazy.

    Like a quid pro quo type of thing? No bromigo, homey don't play that.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    It's a perfect plan. You'll look just like this in 30 days.
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  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
    Oh internet, you are a harsh mistress.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    A fairly recent publication which I don't give a (feces) enough to find said that he best way to do more push-ups was to increase your 1 rm on bench press...
  • Guinivere
    Guinivere Posts: 357 Member
    It's a perfect plan. You'll look just like this in 30 days.
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    Yuk yuk yuk
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    It's a perfect plan. You'll look just like this in 30 days.
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    If you do look like this in 30 days, for god's sake man, buy some shorts that fit.
  • FireOpalCO
    FireOpalCO Posts: 641 Member
    It's a perfect plan. You'll look just like this in 30 days.
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    Please tell me that's a shop. Because from below Pecs to the waist looks likes a really buff woman's body.
  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
    A fairly recent publication which I don't give a (feces) enough to find said that he best way to do more push-ups was to increase your 1 rm on bench press...

    I heard that the best way to increase your push-ups is by doing push-ups.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Pics when this goal is accomplished??
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    FR sent!
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    A fairly recent publication which I don't give a (feces) enough to find said that he best way to do more push-ups was to increase your 1 rm on bench press...

    I heard that the best way to increase your push-ups is by doing push-ups.

    The answer is always more deadlifts.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    Kidding....Cheers!
    Good luck on your goal brother.
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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    A fairly recent publication which I don't give a (feces) enough to find said that he best way to do more push-ups was to increase your 1 rm on bench press...

    I heard that the best way to increase your push-ups is by doing push-ups.

    The problem is that little guys can't add enough weight to actually get stronger and /or grow by just doing push-ups as you're just doing a % of your body weight.
  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
    A fairly recent publication which I don't give a (feces) enough to find said that he best way to do more push-ups was to increase your 1 rm on bench press...

    I heard that the best way to increase your push-ups is by doing push-ups.

    The problem is that little guys can't add enough weight to actually get stronger and /or grow by just doing push-ups as you're just doing a % of your body weight.

    If I didn't know any better I would suspect you were taking this parody thread seriously. Ironic given the avatar.
  • Slacker16
    Slacker16 Posts: 1,184 Member
    I did one personal training session with... a psychopath lol
    but he made me do numerous things, one being push ups

    (...)

    If I do (at least) 500 pushups a day everyday in May.
    Well, how many push-ups can you do now?
    I did one or two sets of 50 push-ups almost every day when I was 17-19. Effed up my shoulder that way, can't do more than 30 in a row now. Be careful with form...
  • AdventureFreak
    AdventureFreak Posts: 236 Member
    Honestly going straight from not much to 500 pushups a day right off the bat is asking for an injury. Muscle simply can't be built overnight. If you over tax your body you will simply hurt yourself. That said push - ups are an amazing exercise and you should not feel discouraged from doing them. just i think that 500 a day every day is over doing it. Besides even if you somehow stuck with that program your body would quickly adapt and become a push up machine. Making push ups themselves less useful to you and resulting in muscle imbalances. If you really wanna look good you have to work your whole body not just the muscle group you wanna work on. Once you have decent overall musculature THEN you can start sculpting.

    Pushups are great. Do increase them gradually over time. If they get easy add a backpack with some bricks to the mix. They are a compound exercise engaging many muscles so I am not sure that doing a bunch would create an imbalance. Throw in some chinups or pull ups to "balance" out. If you cannot do chin ups get a low bar and start with jump starts and work towards independance. I used to do 100 pushups a day and I didn't really grow from it but got crazy good at weighted pushups. Have fun...
  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
    I did one personal training session with... a psychopath lol
    but he made me do numerous things, one being push ups

    (...)

    If I do (at least) 500 pushups a day everyday in May.
    Well, how many push-ups can you do now?
    I did one or two sets of 50 push-ups almost every day when I was 17-19. Effed up my shoulder that way, can't do more than 30 in a row now. Be careful with form...

    Psssst....its....a....joke. Join in on the fun, you are being a downer.
  • Aaron_K123
    Aaron_K123 Posts: 7,122 Member
    People seriously can't see through this? Man, I didn't even have a sibling to lie to me when I was growing up and I can see the sarcasm just dripping off this post.