Push Ups
IPAkiller
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uh lets see here
I did one personal training session with... a psychopath lol
but he made me do numerous things, one being push ups
which I then learned = an amazing set of Pecs
Question for everyone
If I do (at least) 500 pushups a day everyday in May
along with my diet and going to the gym
(gym consists of bench and flys for as long as i can stand to be there hour each maybe)
wouldn't I have a significantly better looking chest by May 31st?
right now I have the "teenage basement WoW virgin chest syndrome" and I'd like that to change
I did one personal training session with... a psychopath lol
but he made me do numerous things, one being push ups
which I then learned = an amazing set of Pecs
Question for everyone
If I do (at least) 500 pushups a day everyday in May
along with my diet and going to the gym
(gym consists of bench and flys for as long as i can stand to be there hour each maybe)
wouldn't I have a significantly better looking chest by May 31st?
right now I have the "teenage basement WoW virgin chest syndrome" and I'd like that to change
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Ha ha.
Do 1000 a day and look like that by May 15th.....0 -
Honestly going straight from not much to 500 pushups a day right off the bat is asking for an injury. Muscle simply can't be built overnight. If you over tax your body you will simply hurt yourself. That said push - ups are an amazing exercise and you should not feel discouraged from doing them. just i think that 500 a day every day is over doing it. Besides even if you somehow stuck with that program your body would quickly adapt and become a push up machine. Making push ups themselves less useful to you and resulting in muscle imbalances. If you really wanna look good you have to work your whole body not just the muscle group you wanna work on. Once you have decent overall musculature THEN you can start sculpting.0
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What kind of numerous things did he make you do? Did any of this involve teh butt sex?0
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I'm kinda afraid of getting that whole chest gap thing. It makes my breast bone stick out and junk. I can't even touch it without cringing.
It makes going after popcorn really awkward.0 -
You can doo it!!!!!! I belieb in you!
Or you could just get pec implants.
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What kind of numerous things did he make you do? Did any of this involve teh butt sex?
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Definitely I do crazy amounts of push-ups but I try do different types to target more areas0
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I hear saline solution and a syringe can work wonders for your physique, and as we all know a good looking physique means you are healthy.0
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And how long until this thread gets blocked? And what exercise is next OP?...........Troll lolo lolo lo lo0
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I'm kinda afraid of getting that whole chest gap thing. It makes my breast bone stick out and junk. I can't even touch it without cringing.
It makes going after popcorn really awkward.
maybe you'd feel better commenting on a yahoo article with your snarky rude self0 -
I hear saline solution and a syringe can work wonders for your physique, and as we all know a good looking physique means you are healthy.
Geesh, what a douche for suggesting saline shots. You should block him IPA.0 -
I'm kinda afraid of getting that whole chest gap thing. It makes my breast bone stick out and junk. I can't even touch it without cringing.
It makes going after popcorn really awkward.
maybe you'd feel better commenting on a yahoo article with your snarky rude self
O Rly? (snaps fingers and then hairflip)
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I hear saline solution and a syringe can work wonders for your physique, and as we all know a good looking physique means you are healthy.
Geesh, what a douche for suggesting saline shots. You should block him IPA.
Don't make me reciprocate man, I'm crazy.0 -
I hear saline solution and a syringe can work wonders for your physique, and as we all know a good looking physique means you are healthy.
Geesh, what a douche for suggesting saline shots. You should block him IPA.
Don't make me reciprocate man, I'm crazy.
Like a quid pro quo type of thing? No bromigo, homey don't play that.0 -
It's a perfect plan. You'll look just like this in 30 days.
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Oh internet, you are a harsh mistress.0
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A fairly recent publication which I don't give a (feces) enough to find said that he best way to do more push-ups was to increase your 1 rm on bench press...0
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It's a perfect plan. You'll look just like this in 30 days.
Yuk yuk yuk0 -
It's a perfect plan. You'll look just like this in 30 days.
If you do look like this in 30 days, for god's sake man, buy some shorts that fit.0 -
It's a perfect plan. You'll look just like this in 30 days.
Please tell me that's a shop. Because from below Pecs to the waist looks likes a really buff woman's body.0 -
A fairly recent publication which I don't give a (feces) enough to find said that he best way to do more push-ups was to increase your 1 rm on bench press...
I heard that the best way to increase your push-ups is by doing push-ups.0 -
Pics when this goal is accomplished??
FR sent!0 -
A fairly recent publication which I don't give a (feces) enough to find said that he best way to do more push-ups was to increase your 1 rm on bench press...
I heard that the best way to increase your push-ups is by doing push-ups.
The answer is always more deadlifts.0 -
Kidding....Cheers!
Good luck on your goal brother.
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A fairly recent publication which I don't give a (feces) enough to find said that he best way to do more push-ups was to increase your 1 rm on bench press...
I heard that the best way to increase your push-ups is by doing push-ups.
The problem is that little guys can't add enough weight to actually get stronger and /or grow by just doing push-ups as you're just doing a % of your body weight.0 -
A fairly recent publication which I don't give a (feces) enough to find said that he best way to do more push-ups was to increase your 1 rm on bench press...
I heard that the best way to increase your push-ups is by doing push-ups.
The problem is that little guys can't add enough weight to actually get stronger and /or grow by just doing push-ups as you're just doing a % of your body weight.
If I didn't know any better I would suspect you were taking this parody thread seriously. Ironic given the avatar.0 -
I did one personal training session with... a psychopath lol
but he made me do numerous things, one being push ups
(...)
If I do (at least) 500 pushups a day everyday in May.
I did one or two sets of 50 push-ups almost every day when I was 17-19. Effed up my shoulder that way, can't do more than 30 in a row now. Be careful with form...0 -
Honestly going straight from not much to 500 pushups a day right off the bat is asking for an injury. Muscle simply can't be built overnight. If you over tax your body you will simply hurt yourself. That said push - ups are an amazing exercise and you should not feel discouraged from doing them. just i think that 500 a day every day is over doing it. Besides even if you somehow stuck with that program your body would quickly adapt and become a push up machine. Making push ups themselves less useful to you and resulting in muscle imbalances. If you really wanna look good you have to work your whole body not just the muscle group you wanna work on. Once you have decent overall musculature THEN you can start sculpting.
Pushups are great. Do increase them gradually over time. If they get easy add a backpack with some bricks to the mix. They are a compound exercise engaging many muscles so I am not sure that doing a bunch would create an imbalance. Throw in some chinups or pull ups to "balance" out. If you cannot do chin ups get a low bar and start with jump starts and work towards independance. I used to do 100 pushups a day and I didn't really grow from it but got crazy good at weighted pushups. Have fun...0 -
I did one personal training session with... a psychopath lol
but he made me do numerous things, one being push ups
(...)
If I do (at least) 500 pushups a day everyday in May.
I did one or two sets of 50 push-ups almost every day when I was 17-19. Effed up my shoulder that way, can't do more than 30 in a row now. Be careful with form...
Psssst....its....a....joke. Join in on the fun, you are being a downer.0 -
People seriously can't see through this? Man, I didn't even have a sibling to lie to me when I was growing up and I can see the sarcasm just dripping off this post.0
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