Men... Do's n Don'ts of women approaching you!

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  • HerkMeOff
    HerkMeOff Posts: 1,002 Member
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    Do- Take off your shirt
    Don't- NOT take off your shirt.
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
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    Just a guess, seeing how I'm not a man but......

    Do.....shake your boobies and booty

    Don't.....stop shaking your boobies and booty
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    DO approach

    DON'T bring your boyfriend.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    DO bring a sammich.

    DON'T bring a salad.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Do-Talk to me about beer, video games, anything fantasy fiction related, and The Big Bang Theory.

    Don't-Come up to me giggling with your friends, immediately tell me I'm cute, or any other vapid twittering. I am a person, not a piece of meat.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    Do - stare at my junk

    Don't - get mad when I stare at your bewbs
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    DO laugh at my jokes.

    DON'T ask me to explain the punchlines.
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
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    DO bring a sammich.

    DON'T bring a salad.

    I agree.

    I loves me a sammich.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    DO bring a sammich.

    DON'T bring a salad.

    Agreed.

    Unless the salad has steak. And the rest of the salad is potato.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    DO bring a sammich.

    DON'T bring a salad.

    Agreed.

    Unless the salad has steak. And the rest of the salad is potato.

    hmmm... what is this steak and potato salad of which you speak? i must know more.
  • karenertl
    karenertl Posts: 271 Member
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    Do - stare at my junk

    Don't - get mad when I stare at your bewbs

    If you stare at my boobs, I will angrily walk away with my panties in a bundle so you probably won't want to look at my butt, either.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    Do: Do Approach
    Don't: Don't Approach
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Do - stare at my junk

    Don't - get mad when I stare at your bewbs

    If you stare at my boobs, I will angrily walk away with my panties in a bundle so you probably won't want to look at my butt, either.
    Long as they ain't trying to reach for it, what's wrong with looking? XD
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    DO bring a sammich.

    DON'T bring a salad.

    Agreed.

    Unless the salad has steak. And the rest of the salad is potato.

    hmmm... what is this steak and potato salad of which you speak? i must know more.

    There is a place I went to dinner...Black Bear cafe, that has an actual steak salad. But with actual salad. A huge salad. With lots of steak on it. Pretty damn good tbh.
  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member
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    Taking notes...:glasses:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Taking notes...:glasses:
    :laugh:
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    Taking notes...:glasses:

    Don't take the notes when you approach them
  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member
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    Taking notes...:glasses:

    Don't take the notes when you approach them

    Ok. But I can bring a sammich as I stare at his junk. Got it!!! :drinker:
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    Do - stare at my junk

    Don't - get mad when I stare at your bewbs

    If you stare at my boobs, I will angrily walk away with my panties in a bundle so you probably won't want to look at my butt, either.

    So you're taking your panties off then? WIN!

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