Men... Do's n Don'ts of women approaching you!

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  • HerkMeOff
    HerkMeOff Posts: 1,002 Member
    Do- Take off your shirt
    Don't- NOT take off your shirt.
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    Just a guess, seeing how I'm not a man but......

    Do.....shake your boobies and booty

    Don't.....stop shaking your boobies and booty
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    DO approach

    DON'T bring your boyfriend.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    DO bring a sammich.

    DON'T bring a salad.
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Do-Talk to me about beer, video games, anything fantasy fiction related, and The Big Bang Theory.

    Don't-Come up to me giggling with your friends, immediately tell me I'm cute, or any other vapid twittering. I am a person, not a piece of meat.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Do - stare at my junk

    Don't - get mad when I stare at your bewbs
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    DO laugh at my jokes.

    DON'T ask me to explain the punchlines.
  • mrphil86
    mrphil86 Posts: 2,382 Member
    DO bring a sammich.

    DON'T bring a salad.

    I agree.

    I loves me a sammich.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    DO bring a sammich.

    DON'T bring a salad.

    Agreed.

    Unless the salad has steak. And the rest of the salad is potato.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    DO bring a sammich.

    DON'T bring a salad.

    Agreed.

    Unless the salad has steak. And the rest of the salad is potato.

    hmmm... what is this steak and potato salad of which you speak? i must know more.
  • karenertl
    karenertl Posts: 271 Member
    Do - stare at my junk

    Don't - get mad when I stare at your bewbs

    If you stare at my boobs, I will angrily walk away with my panties in a bundle so you probably won't want to look at my butt, either.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Do: Do Approach
    Don't: Don't Approach
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Do - stare at my junk

    Don't - get mad when I stare at your bewbs

    If you stare at my boobs, I will angrily walk away with my panties in a bundle so you probably won't want to look at my butt, either.
    Long as they ain't trying to reach for it, what's wrong with looking? XD
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    DO bring a sammich.

    DON'T bring a salad.

    Agreed.

    Unless the salad has steak. And the rest of the salad is potato.

    hmmm... what is this steak and potato salad of which you speak? i must know more.

    There is a place I went to dinner...Black Bear cafe, that has an actual steak salad. But with actual salad. A huge salad. With lots of steak on it. Pretty damn good tbh.
  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member
    Taking notes...:glasses:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Taking notes...:glasses:
    :laugh:
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Taking notes...:glasses:

    Don't take the notes when you approach them
  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member
    Taking notes...:glasses:

    Don't take the notes when you approach them

    Ok. But I can bring a sammich as I stare at his junk. Got it!!! :drinker:
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Do - stare at my junk

    Don't - get mad when I stare at your bewbs

    If you stare at my boobs, I will angrily walk away with my panties in a bundle so you probably won't want to look at my butt, either.

    So you're taking your panties off then? WIN!
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Taking notes...:glasses:

    Don't take the notes when you approach them

    Ok. But I can bring a sammich as I stare at his junk. Got it!!! :drinker:

    I think you are now an expert :)
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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  • rm33064
    rm33064 Posts: 270 Member
    Do: Be attractive

    Don't: Not be attractive
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    Do - stare at my junk

    Don't - get mad when I stare at your bewbs

    If you stare at my boobs, I will angrily walk away with my panties in a bundle so you probably won't want to look at my butt, either.

    Hmmmm I walk away with my panties in my hand so they can get a view of my butt without panty lines.

    Am I doing it wrong?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Do-Ask for a spot
    Don't-Talk to me in the middle of a set.
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    Do-Ask for a spot
    Don't-Talk to me in the middle of a set.

    GRRRRR.....I hate being the last post on a page :angry:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Do-Ask for a spot
    Don't-Talk to me in the middle of a set.

    GRRRRR.....I hate being the last post on a page :angry:

    Don't-Complain about silly things
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    Do-Ask for a spot
    Don't-Talk to me in the middle of a set.

    GRRRRR.....I hate being the last post on a page :angry:

    Don't-Complain about silly things

    You never consider my feels. :sad:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Do-Ask for a spot
    Don't-Talk to me in the middle of a set.

    GRRRRR.....I hate being the last post on a page :angry:

    Don't-Complain about silly things

    You never consider my feels. :sad:

    Please refer to my last post.
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    Do-Ask for a spot
    Don't-Talk to me in the middle of a set.

    GRRRRR.....I hate being the last post on a page :angry:

    Don't-Complain about silly things

    You never consider my feels. :sad:

    Please refer to my last post.

    Well no more pantyless booty shaking for you mister.

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