Men... Do's n Don'ts of women approaching you!

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Do-Ask for a spot
    Don't-Talk to me in the middle of a set.

    GRRRRR.....I hate being the last post on a page :angry:

    Don't-Complain about silly things

    You never consider my feels. :sad:

    Please refer to my last post.

    Well no more pantyless booty shaking for you mister.

    No one has ever done that for me. :(
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    Do-Ask for a spot
    Don't-Talk to me in the middle of a set.

    GRRRRR.....I hate being the last post on a page :angry:

    Don't-Complain about silly things

    You never consider my feels. :sad:

    Please refer to my last post.

    Well no more pantyless booty shaking for you mister.

    No one has ever done that for me. :(

    Yeah....because you didn't consider my feels.

    So there.
  • themusicdude
    themusicdude Posts: 35 Member
    Do - Complement me on my guitar playing and singing abilities.

    Don't - Be that "cool" gal that is into sports and wants to watch football every Sunday. Instant turn-off.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Do - Complement me on my guitar playing and singing abilities.

    Don't - Be that "cool" gal that is into sports and wants to watch football every Sunday. Instant turn-off.

    If you ARE that "cool" gal who is into sports and wants to watch football every Sunday, just PM me. I don't think it's a turn-off. At all.
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    Do - stare at my junk

    Don't - get mad when I stare at your bewbs

    If you stare at my boobs, I will angrily walk away with my panties in a bundle so you probably won't want to look at my butt, either.
    Long as they ain't trying to reach for it, what's wrong with looking? XD

    Well, sometimes I eat the wrong foods and they give my bad gas. The last thing I (and, assuming the other person) needs is for me to blast the gas as my *kitten* is getting some hand. KnowwhatI'msayin'?
  • embrace_the_dark_side
    embrace_the_dark_side Posts: 236
    Honestly, many of the same rules apply - Don't throw yourself at the guy, have something that actually initiates conversation, make eye contact, etc.
  • themusicdude
    themusicdude Posts: 35 Member
    Consider moving to Ohio. They're EVERYWHERE.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Do - stare at my junk

    Don't - get mad when I stare at your bewbs

    If you stare at my boobs, I will angrily walk away with my panties in a bundle so you probably won't want to look at my butt, either.
    Long as they ain't trying to reach for it, what's wrong with looking? XD

    Well, sometimes I eat the wrong foods and they give my bad gas. The last thing I (and, assuming the other person) needs is for me to blast the gas as my *kitten* is getting some hand. KnowwhatI'msayin'?
    Lol oh my XD
  • TattooedNici
    TattooedNici Posts: 2,141 Member
    Do - stare at my junk

    Don't - get mad when I stare at your bewbs

    If you stare at my boobs, I will angrily walk away with my panties in a bundle so you probably won't want to look at my butt, either.
    Long as they ain't trying to reach for it, what's wrong with looking? XD

    Well, sometimes I eat the wrong foods and they give my bad gas. The last thing I (and, assuming the other person) needs is for me to blast the gas as my *kitten* is getting some hand. KnowwhatI'msayin'?
    Lol oh my XD

    Damn! I said 'my', instead of 'me'. :grumble:
  • mralmayes
    mralmayes Posts: 325 Member
    Don't be smoking, missing teeth, or smelling like a bag of onions. Just about anything else is good to go.
  • bd0027
    bd0027 Posts: 1,053 Member
    Do - Complement me on my guitar playing and singing abilities.

    Don't - Be that "cool" gal that is into sports and wants to watch football every Sunday. Instant turn-off.

    Should I quit telling guys that I'm a huge Kentucky basketball fan then? :angry:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Don't be smoking, missing teeth, or smelling like a bag of onions. Just about anything else is good to go.

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  • CharleePear
    CharleePear Posts: 1,948 Member
    Do - Complement me on my guitar playing and singing abilities.

    Don't - Be that "cool" gal that is into sports and wants to watch football every Sunday. Instant turn-off.

    Should I quit telling guys that I'm a huge Kentucky basketball fan then? :angry:


    Hang, I smoke cigars, drink whiskey, watch sports, drool over cars, lift heavy, love video games...oh crap I am screwed.
  • CharleePear
    CharleePear Posts: 1,948 Member
    Hang, I smoke cigars, drink whiskey, watch sports, drool over cars, lift heavy, love video games...oh crap I am screwed.

    Besides the smokin you'd be ideal girl!
    For me at last

    But chu are taken :sad: :sad: :sad: and I only smoke cigars when drinking fine whiskey, bourbon or cognac, I also only smoke cigars from Cuba or Nicaragua
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Consider moving to Ohio. They're EVERYWHERE.

    Thanks. I'm in Texas. We have plenty of them too. Plus, no snow. :bigsmile:
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Do - Be Real and give me your attention.

    Don't - Have your head down texting on your cell phone.
  • themusicdude
    themusicdude Posts: 35 Member
    I definitely don't mind the rest, but sports and cars have never done it for me. I do like vintage motorcycles though.
  • bethyv1030
    bethyv1030 Posts: 226 Member
    All of these male responses are hilarious. exactly what I expected. Stay classy men ????
  • Captain_Wobbles
    Captain_Wobbles Posts: 240 Member
    Oh yay! I want to play!...

    Do: be dumb enough to go home with me after our first night out
    don't: be in my house by the time I wake up

    Probably wouldn't be my style either way, I don't remember what attraction even feels like anymore.
    Now a days it goes along the lines of

    Do: come over and build a pillow fort with me and maybe even watch mean girls if you're lucky
    Don't: get too comfortable to the point where you think it's ok to start hot boxing our pillow fort with your lady farts.. It's cool you're totally comfortable around me but for real it's hard to enjoy this cinematic masterpiece when there's no ventilation to get rid of all that noxious gas
  • Beautifulreflections
    Beautifulreflections Posts: 86 Member
    Taking notes...:glasses:

    Don't take the notes when you approach them

    ^^^^:laugh: :laugh:
  • cingle87
    cingle87 Posts: 717 Member
    There are don'ts?

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