Girls Only: What makes the perfect boyfriend?

LassoOfTruth
LassoOfTruth Posts: 735 Member
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We figured out the perfect girlfriend is mute with a big rack. Oh, and she has to make him a sammich.

What's the perfect boyfriend like? Is there such a thing? :bigsmile:

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  • crystalcastles9
    crystalcastles9 Posts: 38 Member
    Someone trustworthy and mentally strong (nothing turns me off as much as a coward!)
  • lavidaloca713
    lavidaloca713 Posts: 169 Member
    unfortunately women are never happy with what theyhave. you can have this sweet, loyal, funny almost perfect guy but the way her chews you want to punch him. or you can have this *kitten* badass cheating *kitten* of a bf but hes soooo hot its worth it?? umm.. yeah for be there is no perfect guy just like there is no perfect gf.. its a trade off, keep what you love and put up with what you hate... and i think this applies to both females and males.
  • LassoOfTruth
    LassoOfTruth Posts: 735 Member
    True?

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  • lavidaloca713
    lavidaloca713 Posts: 169 Member
    lol yes pretty much
  • mank32
    mank32 Posts: 1,323 Member
    = mine. sorrynotsorry :smooched: :heart: :flowerforyou:
  • surfinbird_1981
    surfinbird_1981 Posts: 946 Member
    Big....





















































    Heart :heart:
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    unfortunately women are never happy with what theyhave. you can have this sweet, loyal, funny almost perfect guy but the way her chews you want to punch him. or you can have this *kitten* badass cheating *kitten* of a bf but hes soooo hot its worth it?? umm.. yeah for be there is no perfect guy just like there is no perfect gf.. its a trade off, keep what you love and put up with what you hate... and i think this applies to both females and males.

    Strong post #69
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member
    unfortunately women are never happy with what theyhave. you can have this sweet, loyal, funny almost perfect guy but the way her chews you want to punch him. or you can have this *kitten* badass cheating *kitten* of a bf but hes soooo hot its worth it?? umm.. yeah for be there is no perfect guy just like there is no perfect gf.. its a trade off, keep what you love and put up with what you hate... and i think this applies to both females and males.

    Strong post #69

    Agree...women don't know what they want. And when they do, they throw it away for a "bad boy" who ruins their heart :)
  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member

    Agree...women don't know what they want. And when they do, they throw it away for a "bad boy" who ruins their heart :)

    That may be your experience, but it's certainly not mine!!! :grumble:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    To me? Someone that's funny, sweet, smart, nice, caring, kind, nerdy, kind of a smart a**, likes to get muddy, and is bald with a lovely smile. That would be the perfect boyfriend. Or husband.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    To me? Someone that's funny, sweet, smart, nice, caring, kind, nerdy, kind of a smart a**, likes to get muddy, and is bald with a lovely smile. That would be the perfect boyfriend. Or husband.

    Does it matter where we're bald?
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
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  • lavidaloca713
    lavidaloca713 Posts: 169 Member
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    And actually this is not true.. I buy my own cars and make my own money
  • TallGlassOfQuirky
    TallGlassOfQuirky Posts: 282 Member
    A perfect balance between sweet and pervy.
  • AtticWindow
    AtticWindow Posts: 295 Member
    Being bisexual/a lesbian. Especially since it only took one page for the Nice Guys(tm) to show up.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    To me? Someone that's funny, sweet, smart, nice, caring, kind, nerdy, kind of a smart a**, likes to get muddy, and is bald with a lovely smile. That would be the perfect boyfriend. Or husband.

    Does it matter where we're bald?

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  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    I concur.
  • toolzz
    toolzz Posts: 163 Member
    I'm older soooooo...good pension, handy, teeth......working parts.....sense of humour.
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    And actually this is not true.. I buy my own cars and make my own money

    You still like them; you just like to supply them yourself. I grok that.
  • lavidaloca713
    lavidaloca713 Posts: 169 Member
    aww your picking wrong girls.. but if you go with an independent bossy girl just know they expect more than the money hungry gold diggers... again.. a trade off..
  • maz504
    maz504 Posts: 450
    A big truck and a 401K.
  • lavidaloca713
    lavidaloca713 Posts: 169 Member
    who doesn't like them but i dont depend on someone else to give them to me, and i dont think most women do unelss you're dating out side your league...
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    Being bisexual/a lesbian. Especially since it only took one page for the Nice Guys(tm) to show up.

    "Nice Guys" abound on MFP.

    Fortunately, so do "Nice Women".
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
    Ladies, how do you do
  • lavidaloca713
    lavidaloca713 Posts: 169 Member
    A big truck and a 401K.

    lol perfect
  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member

    Agree...women don't know what they want. And when they do, they throw it away for a "bad boy" who ruins their heart :)

    That may be your experience, but it's certainly not mine!!! :grumble:

    That's the experience 9/10 times.

    **girl complains about not having a good guy who's stable and treats her well**
    **good guy comes along, gets rejected**
    **girl goes out with bad boy, gets her heart broken...again**
    **girl starts buying into the myth that all guys are the same**
    **girl doesn't realize she's just making bad choices**
    **girl repeats process over and over and over and over expecting different results**
  • pinkledoodledoo
    pinkledoodledoo Posts: 290 Member
    The perfect boyfriend usually ends up being gay. Perfection is overrated. Go for the guy who doesn't need to call someone else to fix things around the house or on the car. He'll be useful long after he's worn out his welcome or gotten old.
  • srv524
    srv524 Posts: 1,363 Member

    Agree...women don't know what they want. And when they do, they throw it away for a "bad boy" who ruins their heart :)

    That may be your experience, but it's certainly not mine!!! :grumble:

    That's the experience 9/10 times.

    **girl complains about not having a good guy who's stable and treats her well**
    **good guy comes along, gets rejected**
    **girl goes out with bad boy, gets her heart broken...again**
    **girl starts buying into the myth that all guys are the same**
    **girl doesn't realize she's just making bad choices**
    **girl repeats process over and over and over and over expecting different results**


    +1 all the way
  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
    unfortunately women are never happy with what theyhave. you can have this sweet, loyal, funny almost perfect guy but the way her chews you want to punch him. or you can have this *kitten* badass cheating *kitten* of a bf but hes soooo hot its worth it?? umm.. yeah for be there is no perfect guy just like there is no perfect gf.. its a trade off, keep what you love and put up with what you hate... and i think this applies to both females and males.

    Strong post #69

    Agree...women don't know what they want. And when they do, they throw it away for a "bad boy" who ruins their heart :)

    Not true Brandon!
  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member

    Agree...women don't know what they want. And when they do, they throw it away for a "bad boy" who ruins their heart :)

    That may be your experience, but it's certainly not mine!!! :grumble:

    That's the experience 9/10 times.

    **girl complains about not having a good guy who's stable and treats her well**
    **good guy comes along, gets rejected**
    **girl goes out with bad boy, gets her heart broken...again**
    **girl starts buying into the myth that all guys are the same**
    **girl doesn't realize she's just making bad choices**
    **girl repeats process over and over and over and over expecting different results**

    well... not all women are like this. I'm not gonna argue w/you and tell you MY life story, but just know that there are good girls that are taken advantage of by men and the good guys you refer to have NOT come along. But I'm not in any rush.

    There is this one guy who seems super nice but he's taking his sweet *kitten* time getting to know me! we first met the end of March and have only seen each other three times! What is up with that???? rhetorical question - no need to respond.

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