Girls Only: What makes the perfect boyfriend?

A new, special kind of store just opened up in a Manhattan shopping center. This store sells husbands, yes that’s right – women can browse men from floors of choices.

Actually, there are 6 floors of men, and with an increase in the floor level bringing an positive attributes… a nifty setup – with a catch. As you open the door to any floor, you may choose a man from that floor but if you go up, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. Interesting, right?

So a young woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, “Well, that’s better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what’s further up?” So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, “That’s great, but I wonder what’s further up?” And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. “Hmmm, better” she says. “But I wonder what’s upstairs?”

The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. “Wow!” exclaims the woman, “very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!” And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. “Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?” So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor 7,548,652 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor only exists as proof that women are impossible to please.

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Hi, is this where I come to tell women what they want?

It is! Would you like a sandwich and a beer while you're telling us?

Mr. Pineapple is perfect (for me): respectful, trustworthy, easygoing, consistently employed, open-minded, intelligent, independent, affectionate, funny, helpful, and playful. His gorgeous eyes are a bonus.

I don't think the problem is people don't know what they want, they don't know what they need. So they keep going for what they want rather than need and remain unsatisfied.

The one that leaves me the hell alone.

Wait, that's the perfect husband. NM

Let's hear the cheesy *sigh...Awww* and then a slight gag after what I have to say.

I am with MY perfect man. We don't agree on everything, but we agree to disagree. He supports me and I support him. We communicate. We rarely fight. We have a lot of things in common, and those things that we don't have in common, we respect each other for. We are each other's ids and egos when we need them.

For the record, we met over the internet in 2000, when "everyone on the net is going to kill you." I drove 7 hours, and 2 states away to meet him in person after talking to him for 6 or so months. We kept in touch off and on and until 2006, and one day, we decided we really loved each other wanted to be in each other's lives daily. So I made the move from MN to IL. 8 years later - still going strong.

Ok - you now may remove your finger from your mouth and discontinue the gagging sound......

Someone who knows and understands that no is perfect and they are still loyal and treat you like your the love of their life. He doesn't have to be perfect. Just one who understand.