Men are pigs from the very beginning

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NYIceQueen
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So my almost 2 yr old son LOVES the Price is Right. Has for a while. Not for the lights, not for the sounds.

But for one of the models. She's this hot blonde named Rachel.

So what does he do? He sees her, yells "RACHEL!! RACHEL!!" Runs to the TV, then lifts up his shirt to show "her" his belly, starts running around babbling. When she leaves he sits. When she's back, he's at it again, kissing the TV screen, making happy sounds...especially when she's in a swimsuit. :laugh:

Men. Pigs from the beginning.
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  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,052 Member
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    LOL

    I guess my son was about three and he was working on his potty training. One day I noticed he was taking an awful long time in the bathroom so I went in. I find him sitting there looking at my playboy... "Dad, you can see her BUTT!"

    I just missed out on the father of the year award that year...
  • jenricher
    jenricher Posts: 32
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    aw. thats kinda adorable though!
  • qtwells82
    qtwells82 Posts: 352
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    OMG this is so funny!!!!!
    Thanks for sharing! :laugh:
  • noelle02
    noelle02 Posts: 5
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    lmbo...he is too cute!!! i dont think i could be mad over that!!:laugh:
  • madijo41
    madijo41 Posts: 367 Member
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    Cant get the remote out of my sons hand either.
  • cmw72
    cmw72 Posts: 390 Member
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    Niiiiiiice!
  • ladallas
    ladallas Posts: 1
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    YEp which is why more and more women are coming out of the closet. :laugh:
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
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    Men. Pigs from the beginning.

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    3 girls. Never had that problem.

    I do get tired of the "Hot Fireman" Calendar in my kitchen though.
  • NYIceQueen
    NYIceQueen Posts: 1,423
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    lmbo...he is too cute!!! i dont think i could be mad over that!!:laugh:

    Oh I'm not mad. It's just funny. He's been "in love with her" for about 4 months now.

    From the very beginning, b00b guy -- always a grabber. Got to get him out of that habit :laugh:
  • Schuky01
    Schuky01 Posts: 33 Member
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    LOL

    I guess my son was about three and he was working on his potty training. One day I noticed he was taking an awful long time in the bathroom so I went in. I find him sitting there looking at my playboy... "Dad, you can see her BUTT!"

    I just missed out on the father of the year award that year...


    HAHA I Love it!
  • NYIceQueen
    NYIceQueen Posts: 1,423
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    Cant get the remote out of my sons hand either.

    Mine will steal the remote from my husband and start yelling "ESPN ESPN GAME!" and changes it til he FINDS either ESPN or a football game. Then he'll start yelling "FOOTBALL FOOTBALL", and find his ball and run around.

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • courtney_love2001
    courtney_love2001 Posts: 1,468 Member
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    Men. Pigs from the beginning.

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    3 girls. Never had that problem.

    I do get tired of the "Hot Fireman" Calendar in my kitchen though.

    You know, it's funny you say that because I got to hang out at the fire station yesterday to see what firemen/ems do all day (I'm in medical school). My bf was jealous that I was hanging out with hot firemen all day, and all I could think about was if they had a calendar!
  • ❤B☩❤
    ❤B☩❤ Posts: 634
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    Men. Pigs from the beginning.

    You say that like it's a bad thing.

    3 girls. Never had that problem.

    I do get tired of the "Hot Fireman" Calendar in my kitchen though.

    That is tooooo hilarious! Thanks to all for the smiles this morning! It's so necessary in the day to day stuff we go through! Keep smiling! :laugh: Gotta find a calorie burn for laughing!
  • Kate_UK
    Kate_UK Posts: 1,299 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Hell yeah we are :grunts in satisfaction:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    :laugh: How funny! Thanks for sharing. :laugh:
  • Fesse
    Fesse Posts: 611
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    My two year old still tries to put his hand down my shirt, I guess that's the repercussions of breast feeding.
    I think we train men to be 'booby lovers'.
    Oh but we love the attention!
  • NYIceQueen
    NYIceQueen Posts: 1,423
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    :laugh:

    Here's the funny thing. I didn't breastfeed. I couldn't. But from the beginning...grabber.

    He's sitting there with his lunch, now, watching her with a little smile. Anyhow...thought it'd bring a smile to you guys :smile:
  • FrankyOsage
    FrankyOsage Posts: 275
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    hahaha. my little brother from age zero to about 10 used to run up to every lady in church and give them the big "face plant into the boobs" hug. They thought he was just adorable and i thought it was just freaking hilaroius!!

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