My wife bought reduced fat PB and turkey bacon...

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
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Is this grounds for divorce?
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  • Jestinia
    Jestinia Posts: 1,153 Member
    Dump her.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Without question.
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Rage quit! :angry:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Is she holding the good *kitten* hostage until you stop wearing Crocs?
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    Just break up.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
    What if it's a test? Like, you pretend you'll put up with it and she's all "JUST KIDDING, I KNEW YOU LOVED ME! Here's the real stuff."

    I've dated a couple of women like that...gets old after awhile.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    What did you do for her to punish you like that?
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  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    Please. You still ate it.
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    You know better than to ask this question....you need a divorce lawyer and you should get everything based on the above
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Wow, you must have really Pi$$ed her off!
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    Wow, you must have really Pi$$ed her off!
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  • KseRz
    KseRz Posts: 980 Member
    Who let her out of the kitchen?
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
    Your Ex-wife bought reduced fat PB and turkey bacon.

    Get used to saying it now.

    ^^^^^^This!
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    I suggest in turn, you buy her a girdle and some wrinkle vanishing cream.
  • brando79az
    brando79az Posts: 224 Member
    Throw that out as bait to snare some hairy hippies for your "Thunderdome" games.

    2 hippies enter. One hippie leaves.
  • rikracer61
    rikracer61 Posts: 208
    and so it starts...
  • LloydSev
    LloydSev Posts: 41 Member
    I like Turkey Bacon personally. Never tried reduced fat PB, but it's only like 10 calories difference, so what's the point? lol.
  • rondaj05
    rondaj05 Posts: 497 Member
    I suggest in turn, you buy her a girdle and some wrinkle vanishing cream.

    :noway: :laugh:
  • rlwaters
    rlwaters Posts: 3
    I buy both and am still married.
  • rikracer61
    rikracer61 Posts: 208
    I buy both and am still married.
    what, the girdle and vanishing cream?
  • CSO200
    CSO200 Posts: 19 Member
    Jus tbe an adult eat it! 99% of people can't tell the difference between reduced fat and regular PB.....and turkey bacon tastes just fine.
  • LianaG1115
    LianaG1115 Posts: 453 Member
    Slap her with that bacon it's durable enough!!
  • CSO200
    CSO200 Posts: 19 Member
    Also....this means she actually cares about you. You should be very afraid when she feeds you high fat high sugar food, because it means she is trying to kill you.
    :laugh:
  • NataBost
    NataBost Posts: 418 Member
    Psstht. Reduce HER.
  • links_slayer
    links_slayer Posts: 1,151 Member
    Jus tbe an adult eat it! 99% of people can't tell the difference between reduced fat and regular PB.....and turkey bacon tastes just fine.

    lolz....

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  • dolcemaria81
    dolcemaria81 Posts: 25 Member
    Yucks! Well now its your turn to go shopping and buy the good stuff!!
  • erickirb
    erickirb Posts: 12,294 Member
    Just break up
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    I like Turkey Bacon personally.
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