What did your older brothers or sisters do to torture you?

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  • teeniemarie619
    teeniemarie619 Posts: 21 Member
    Ok - not to me, but my sister. She is the youngest of four - the order goes: boy / girl (me)/ boy / girl. So my sister has a scar or injury from each of us siblings. Oldest brother slammed her pinkie finger in the door when she was chasing him - she almost lost the tip of her pinkie. Other brother grabbed one of those old chinese checkers games (the ones made from metal) out of her hand - huge cut from middle of her palm to in between the middle & ring fingers. I pulled her arm out of the socket....TWICE! Yikes! Thankfully she made it through and CPS didn't come knocking. It's been about 30 years since the last injury - but we still laugh about it today. By the way - yes she does still talk to the rest of us :smile: We're all actually pretty close!
  • Victoriav99
    Victoriav99 Posts: 260 Member
    I'm the oldest and also the sweetest lol... Its kind of funny because I would have boys pick on me as a kid (yes boys) and my sister would beat them down or jump on them and harrass them if they messed with me. Kind of funny how that worked.
  • leynak
    leynak Posts: 963 Member
    Well, I'm the oldest but the OP made me glad I didn't have any brothers. :laugh:

    I only did things like tricking my 2 sisters into eating stuff. You know- bird seed, jalapeno jelly, drinking dish soap. And then of course scaring them. I loved scaring the crap out of them. :devil:
  • Nerple
    Nerple Posts: 1,291 Member
    I'm the oldest and growing up very introverted. My younger sister is very extroverted and got bored easily after school with no friends around. So most days it was me physically removing her from my room, or on days she was particularly persistent, throwing her into her own room and tying the door shut.
  • bizco
    bizco Posts: 1,949 Member
    They called me "carp lips".

    I grew up and now I have lips that many women would die for, or spend money to have collagen injections. Ha! The joke is on them. Screw you sista!
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    I am the youngest of 4. My brother who was the oldest was 10yrs older than me, then my sister is 8yrs older than me and my other sister 2yrs older than me. My brother and oldest sister would pin me down and make me close my eyes and pretend that they were aliens from another planet and while my eyes were closed they would "change to their alien form" When I'd open them they'd be back to normal.

    But I lost my brother to a car accident March 22, 2006. And would give anything to be "tortured" by him again. Miss him every second of every day.

    Yea I feel the same, my oldest brother passed from a heart attack 3 years ago.:frown:
  • perfect_storm
    perfect_storm Posts: 326 Member
    I am envious of all of you with Bros & Sis's... I am an only child and hated it. I swore when I had children there would be more than one. My friends growing up with siblings always talked about "hating" each other but the bond and closeness they had/have regardless of what kind of "torture" they put each other through is better than being alone all the time. Kudos to you multiple children families!!
  • tyronejones123
    tyronejones123 Posts: 1
    I only had a cousin that was 5 years older than me and i remember once when i was 10 or 11 i broke something of hers and she must have had 10 pounds of beans or something cause she pinned me down and sat on my face bare assed for three hours when our parents were not home and farted my face and in my mouth until i finally threw up lol
  • bbb84
    bbb84 Posts: 418 Member
    I'm the oldest but i practically grew up with my grandmother... with that said, my uncle is 10 years older than me. Not only did he jump off furniture and clothes line me... he would sit on my chest with his knees pinning down my shoulders as he tested to see how far he could drop his spit and suck it back up before it would fall , over my face ... wipe his boogers on me... rub hot sauce in my nose... and finally headlocks and figure 4's. Clearly we watched too much wrestling. It was crazy but he made me tough and i wouldn't have it any other way :)
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
    I am the oldest, and I was 12 when my little brother was born. I'm more like a second mom in many ways to him. I moved out at 17 so we really didn't fight much. We get along great though. I love him to death.
  • darkhunters1983
    darkhunters1983 Posts: 83
    my brother used to steal the remote to the tv right before my favorite show came on which just happened to be old school 90210 what was i thinking
  • CharlotteAnneUK
    CharlotteAnneUK Posts: 186 Member
    Im the middle of 5 and the worst I can recall was lock me out of the house so I kicked the door in.....

    But I do know we were mean to my little sister, but then she was a s**t, although we all love her now
  • SuperC_85
    SuperC_85 Posts: 393
    I was the oldest, so I did all the torturing :happy:

    I used tell my little brother that I had cancer and I was dying (or I was an alien and it was time for me to go back home) and how much I loved knowing him but this was good bye. he always ended up in tears.

    But I love my brothers very much and they always knew that I would be the one sticking up for them.
    Beat up my first boy at 13 cause he was messing with my bro.
  • SuperC_85
    SuperC_85 Posts: 393
    I only had a cousin that was 5 years older than me and i remember once when i was 10 or 11 i broke something of hers and she must have had 10 pounds of beans or something cause she pinned me down and sat on my face bare assed for three hours when our parents were not home and farted my face and in my mouth until i finally threw up lol

    Now THAT is mean!! lol ew
  • FoodFitnessTravel
    FoodFitnessTravel Posts: 294 Member
    Ride on my back for hours. He used to call it "riding a pony"
    locking me on the balcony alone
    ripping the legs off my barbie dolls
    Once he spilled the tanning oil all over my clothes ON PURPOSE
    i can't count how many times he slapped me or pulled my hair
  • amusedmonkey
    amusedmonkey Posts: 10,330 Member
    I'm the oldest! I remember tricking my sister into thinking I was communicating with aliens. I guess I wasn't exceptionally mean. The meanest thing I recall doing was just place a finger on her head and stand there. She would get annoyed and make funny faces and try to remove my finger. After a while she just stopped reacting so I lost interest in that.
  • surfinbird_1981
    surfinbird_1981 Posts: 946 Member
    My older brother was just a prick in general to me :laugh:
  • msbunnie68
    msbunnie68 Posts: 1,894 Member
    My older brothers used to plant these things in my underwear drawers...alive and wriggling... called Huntsman Spiders and they jump at you.

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  • slouw10
    slouw10 Posts: 82 Member
    HAHA, My eldest brother used to fetch me from high school in his cycling shorts and t-shirt - very embarrassing when you are a teenager! He did it on purpose and made sure he climbed out of the car so everyone could see him in it.

    Now I do not see why it bothered me - it wasn't me who wore it in the first place...:laugh:
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
    It was more me being an annoying little sister but my sister did one throw raw pastry at me.

    She'll probably be a long here later to tell me to get over it already :laugh:
  • TLwineguzzler
    TLwineguzzler Posts: 289 Member
    It was more me being an annoying little sister but my sister did one throw raw pastry at me.

    She'll probably be a long here later to tell me to get over it already :laugh:

    I was trying to give you a fear of pastry so you wouldn't get fat! and isn't 35 years a bit long to hold a grudge?! :bigsmile:
  • Braydenrules99
    Braydenrules99 Posts: 1 Member
    My sister caught me hooking up with my girlfriend and she and her friends blackmailed me so she sat on my face everyday for 5 minutes and while she does that her friends give me a *kitten*
  • Thisnameischosen_
    Thisnameischosen_ Posts: 619 Member
    edited July 2016
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    Braydenrules99 wrote: »
    My sister caught me hooking up with my girlfriend and she and her friends blackmailed me so she sat on my face everyday for 5 minutes and while she does that her friends give me a *kitten*
    What??

    Right?? :o
    Lmao..
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    My younger half sister was always bigger than I was, and was not the nicest person...She would do things like block the bathroom when I needed to pee really bad, or she'd fart in the bathroom and call me in there, then lock me in ......as a teen, she'd grab the ringing phone and stop me from being able to answer it, even if it was a bf or boss....she was a big *kitten*...funny thing is, we haven't spoken in maybe 10 years, and I don't miss her even a bit...huh.
  • Thisnameischosen_
    Thisnameischosen_ Posts: 619 Member
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    Thisnameischosen_ wrote: »
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    Braydenrules99 wrote: »
    My sister caught me hooking up with my girlfriend and she and her friends blackmailed me so she sat on my face everyday for 5 minutes and while she does that her friends give me a *kitten*
    What??

    Right?? :o
    Lmao..
    Glad I'm not the only one WTFing at that. Maybe he explained poorly, I hope he explained poorly!

    Either that or we have dirty minds..
  • Owlie45
    Owlie45 Posts: 806 Member
    When I was younger my oldest brother would pull me aside, after spending all day having fun with someone (cousin or friend), and explain to me that they didn't like me. That they only spent time with me out of pity. He did this several times.
    That *kitten* sticks with you. And his girlfriend wonder why I have little sympathy for him.
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    good thing my little sister isnt on here

    i was such a beast of a teenager i cant even imagine what it was like to deal with me
  • Coffeebeenz
    Coffeebeenz Posts: 95 Member
    I grew up on a horse farm. My older sister would always want to play "horse", which meant she would clip the lead line to my shirt and stand in one spot, turning ever so slightly, while her horse (me!) ran the perimeter over & over & over again until I was exhausted and nearly crying. Finally she would put me in my stall while she left to go play with the neighbor's daughter. Also at night, I would have to get down on all fours so she could use me as a stepstool-of-sorts so she could get into bed. Sheesh... love her dearly... but what a *kitten* :(
  • megemrj
    megemrj Posts: 547 Member
    edited July 2016
    Last of 7 here (3 brothers & 3 sisters).
    -told me I was found in a dumpster. To make matters worse my parents lost my birth certificate and couldn't prove I was theirs until I was in middle school
    -tied me to the back of a bicycle on my 4th bday and made me run behind it down the highway. Said I had to lose weight if I wanted to eat any of my birthday cake
    -then took me home, wrapped me in blankets, and sat on me to "sweat the fat out"
    -spanked me with a 5 inch thick dictionary instead of a belt
    -used to send me to take naps with explicit instructions to not get up, then make noises about crazy stuff that MADE me get up to check, then of course give me a spanking
    -got all of us spankings when they wouldn't fess up to what they did. My dad would start oldest to youngest. By the time he got to me he was tired and my spanking wasn't too bad, but the first 3 or 4 got it pretty good.
    -blackmail blackmail blackmail. I probably still owe my brother Jay from 35 years ago
    -lots of grief, good lord the grief but definitely love in there too. Looking back on my childhood there is a lot I would change, but not my brothers and sisters. I wouldn't have wanted them any other way.

    Things I did:
    -one sister got a fish bone stuck in her throat. I had her convinced they had to slit her throat to get it out. She wouldn't let my parents take her to the ER. To this day, she has never ate fish again.
    -our version of don't break the sugar bowl was my older siblings would give me a belt and if I saw your teeth, I got to hit you in the mouth with it. May hit you with the leather, but quite a few times was with the buckle...
    -My older brother would "sic" me on people messing with us, once a boy I really liked...broke my 5 yr old heart to have to kick his tail. His dad called the Police & lied to say my 15 yr old brother beat him up when it was actually a 5 yr old little girl. When they got to our house and the boy admitted it, the cops just left...

    Yep we were hellions but we had each other. ;)
  • hittingitonemoretime
    hittingitonemoretime Posts: 7,615 Member
    I have a brother who is one year older than me and a sister who is two years older than me. There was a lot of torture and teasing, however, the worse incident would be when I was 6, so my brother would have been 7 and my sister would have been 8.

    We lived on a farm and I happened to have pissed them off (for the life of me I cannot remember what happened) anyways, I went to bed with my sister and brother mad at me. I woke up in the middle of the night covered in garter snakes... oh ya... fun times.. I will not go into a pet store if I knew they are there. I ran across three lanes of traffic when some guy was walking down the side walk with a Boa around his neck... smh...

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