Cheesy pick-up lines

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  • InevitableButterfly
    InevitableButterfly Posts: 340 Member
    "I've got a nine inch tongue and I can breath through my ears"

    Wanna lick my fallopian tubes? O_O jeebus. lol
  • datguy2011
    datguy2011 Posts: 477 Member
    Do you have a swim suit? I have my snorkling kit.
  • butlersoft
    butlersoft Posts: 219 Member
    marks out of 10? I'd give you one .... :smokin:
  • arains89
    arains89 Posts: 442 Member
    "Wanna get a pizza and F**k?"

    "No!!"

    "What's wrong? You don't like pizza?"
  • LassoOfTruth
    LassoOfTruth Posts: 735 Member
    While I was in line at the bakery, picking up my Mom's birthday cake a guy tells me that I don't need that cake, I'm sweet enough already. Had he not said the last part, he might have lost his balls. Lolz.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    Do you know what material this is (grabbing shirt between finger and thumb)? Boyfriend material. :devil:
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    Me: Have I told you how much you look like my second wife?
    Her: How many times have you been married?
    Me: Just once.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    Me: Excuse me this is a matter of utmost urgency; you have to tell me your name.
    Her: Why.
    Me: So every night when I dream of you, I’ll know what to call you by.
    :love:
  • VoodooSyxx
    VoodooSyxx Posts: 297
    Walk up and tuck a dollar in the front of a girl's pants.

    Know what that is? It's all you can eat for under a buck.

    I admit to having used that on more than one occasion.
  • krash999
    krash999 Posts: 476 Member
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  • MichelleAymond
    MichelleAymond Posts: 53
    Hi, listen, I'm sorry to trouble you, but you see that guy over there? The one with the dark hair? Well, he's a friend of mine and he's RIDICULOUSLY shy. Now, I know this is a bit silly, but, he was wondering, if you're not seeing anyone, at the minute, Could I buy you a drink?

    this is fantastic!
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    Nice Shoes! Wanna F*&%

    I like Peanut Butter! Wanna F*&%
  • Jenni129
    Jenni129 Posts: 692 Member
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  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    Could you tell me if my handkerchief smells like chloroform?
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,530 Member
    Could you tell me if my handkerchief smells like chloroform?

    MAGIC!
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,239 Member
    Could you tell me if my handkerchief smells like chloroform?

    I've used this twice with success. The chloroform that is! :tongue:
  • SweetestDisaster
    SweetestDisaster Posts: 56
    i was told once: "good thing im a fireman because girl your on FIRE!"
  • KatMarieLivinG
    KatMarieLivinG Posts: 42 Member
    Back when I was single and at a bar a guy actually asked..
    "How you do like your eggs?" (expecting me to go home with him and stay the night)
    I replied "Unfertilized." lol
  • LC458
    LC458 Posts: 300 Member
    Could you tell me if my handkerchief smells like chloroform?

    I think because this one is soooo outlandish I have to say it's my favorite cause it's hilarious. Make a girl laugh and 90% of your work is done guys!!! :love:
  • Keeta83
    Keeta83 Posts: 427 Member
    Me: Excuse me this is a matter of utmost urgency; you have to tell me your name.
    Her: Why.
    Me: So every night when I dream of you, I’ll know what to call you by.
    :love:

    Love this one!

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