Cheesy pick-up lines

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  • MichelleAymond
    MichelleAymond Posts: 53
    Hi, listen, I'm sorry to trouble you, but you see that guy over there? The one with the dark hair? Well, he's a friend of mine and he's RIDICULOUSLY shy. Now, I know this is a bit silly, but, he was wondering, if you're not seeing anyone, at the minute, Could I buy you a drink?

    this is fantastic!
  • asdowe13
    asdowe13 Posts: 1,951 Member
    Nice Shoes! Wanna F*&%

    I like Peanut Butter! Wanna F*&%
  • Jenni129
    Jenni129 Posts: 692 Member
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  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    Could you tell me if my handkerchief smells like chloroform?
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    Could you tell me if my handkerchief smells like chloroform?

    MAGIC!
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Could you tell me if my handkerchief smells like chloroform?

    I've used this twice with success. The chloroform that is! :tongue:
  • SweetestDisaster
    SweetestDisaster Posts: 56
    i was told once: "good thing im a fireman because girl your on FIRE!"
  • KatMarieLivinG
    KatMarieLivinG Posts: 42 Member
    Back when I was single and at a bar a guy actually asked..
    "How you do like your eggs?" (expecting me to go home with him and stay the night)
    I replied "Unfertilized." lol
  • LC458
    LC458 Posts: 300 Member
    Could you tell me if my handkerchief smells like chloroform?

    I think because this one is soooo outlandish I have to say it's my favorite cause it's hilarious. Make a girl laugh and 90% of your work is done guys!!! :love:
  • Keeta83
    Keeta83 Posts: 423 Member
    Me: Excuse me this is a matter of utmost urgency; you have to tell me your name.
    Her: Why.
    Me: So every night when I dream of you, I’ll know what to call you by.
    :love:

    Love this one!
  • Keeta83
    Keeta83 Posts: 423 Member
    Excuse me but you owe me a drink...why? Cause when I looked at you I dropped mine!
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Let’s not forget the classic:
    Me: Did it hurt?
    Her: Did what hurt?
    Me: When you fell out of heaven?
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    This one for the country folks out there:
    Girl you’re like long train, I love watching you go by, but I can’t wait to see your caboose! :bigsmile:
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
    Could you tell me if my handkerchief smells like chloroform?

    I've used this twice with success. The chloroform that is! :tongue:

    lmao!!! +1
  • Lyssa54
    Lyssa54 Posts: 81
    Nerdy Guy: I am not gonna try to impress you... or anything... but I think you should know...I'm Batman!

    *This one is the only one i ever fell for lol
  • JBfoodforlife
    JBfoodforlife Posts: 1,371 Member
    Are you from Tennessee?? *No, why?* Cause you are the only Ten I see... lol
  • Captain_Wobbles
    Captain_Wobbles Posts: 240 Member
    100 percent of the time it works ev... well it never works

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  • ClaudiaKho13
    ClaudiaKho13 Posts: 229 Member
    Do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?
  • mjones6599
    mjones6599 Posts: 129
    100 percent of the time it works ev... well it never works

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    What the what!!??
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    One of my favorite movie pickup lines is from “My Blue Heaven.”

    Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.

    Shaldeen: Why is that?

    Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Because you could melt all this stuff.
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    "Do you know the difference between a picnic and a beej?"
    "No"
    "Wanna go on a picnic?"

    Wanna be my girlfrien? I didn't put in the D? Of course not, that comes later!

    Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    I know a great way to burn off the calories from that wine you just drank!
  • sadiebrawl
    sadiebrawl Posts: 863 Member
    Guy walks over takes a big draw from my beer.

    Then smiles and says "now that we shared beers we should kiss"

    doinkess.
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    lmfao!!!!!!
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you give me a handie in the parking lot?

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