Realtors are showing my apartment...
And I frequently have strangers coming in to show my apartment to potential leasers. Basically, this means strange people in my apartment when I am not there, and sometimes when I am. So I come looking for ideas for both when I am present and not. Here's what I've got so far but am open to suggestions (the idea is to make for awkward situations):
If they call/text me asking to show my apartment (not present):
1. "Sure, you can show my apartment from 1:00 - 2:00. If you see a bunch of guns on the floor though, they aren't mine. Seriously."
2. "Sure, you can show my apartment--just try not to let too many cockroaches out."
If I am home:
1. I stand at the sink in nothing but a batman apron and boxers, continually washing the same dish. Over and over and over. Never looking over. Never looking away from my dish. Never acknowledging that anything is going on around me, deaf to questions.
What are some other ways I could be really weird/put on a strange show for people who I will likely never see again? I have three more months of this before I move, so will have a bunch of opportunities.
If they call/text me asking to show my apartment (not present):
1. "Sure, you can show my apartment from 1:00 - 2:00. If you see a bunch of guns on the floor though, they aren't mine. Seriously."
2. "Sure, you can show my apartment--just try not to let too many cockroaches out."
If I am home:
1. I stand at the sink in nothing but a batman apron and boxers, continually washing the same dish. Over and over and over. Never looking over. Never looking away from my dish. Never acknowledging that anything is going on around me, deaf to questions.
What are some other ways I could be really weird/put on a strange show for people who I will likely never see again? I have three more months of this before I move, so will have a bunch of opportunities.
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Present:
1. Open the door, and silently shake your head at them. Shut the door.
2. Follow them around your apartment whistling the "Kill Bill" ditty.
3. When they're leaving, offer them each a goldfish in a ziplock baggie full of water.
4. Spend the whole time in the bathroom. Flush the toilet at least eight times.
Not present:
1. "No."
2. "My apartment? Oh, MY apartment. How silly of me. Let me just... check on something first."
3. "Yes. Can you grab some onions on your way over?"
4. "Sure! Just be sure to mention that it's an old apartment, so makes a lot of those 'scary' noises, like children weeping."0 -
3. When they're leaving, offer them each a goldfish in a ziplock baggie full of water.
This is brilliant. I think I will use goldfish crackers instead of real fish, though... just to make it stranger.0 -
3. When they're leaving, offer them each a goldfish in a ziplock baggie full of water.
This is brilliant. I think I will use goldfish crackers instead of real fish, though... just to make it stranger.
Yes. Though, tear up a little when you're handing them over, and ask them to assure you they'll be providing a loving home.0 -
3. When they're leaving, offer them each a goldfish in a ziplock baggie full of water.
This is brilliant. I think I will use goldfish crackers instead of real fish, though... just to make it stranger.
Yes. Though, tear up a little when you're handing them over, and ask them to assure you they'll be providing a loving home.
I will write the names of the 'fish' on the baggies in Sharpie, too. Some names I am considering:
Richie
Ben
Markie
Betty0 -
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Name suggestions:
Penelope
Oliver
Jennifer0 -
Not home:
Before you leave turn your couch and chairs on their side
Put a "Beware of Ghost" sign on your door.
Tape off 1 cabinet with a sign that says "DO NOT OPEN!! PORTAL TO HELL!!!"
Draw a chalk outline of a body in your living room
Put pillows under your bed sheets and run a snoring soundtrack
Tape pictures of eyes all over the bathroom
Print out a bunch of sheets of paper that say "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" all over them and leave them in a pile on your desk
Home:
Sing. Off key. Preferably something really annoying like something from a children's show
Go to the bathroom and slowly pour a LARGE cup of water into the toilet as loudly as possible.
Make obscene gastrointestinal noises.
Ask a lot of questions "What's your favorite song?" "Have you ever been to Montana?" "Do you like coconut?" "Want to see my scab collection?"
Play with dolls. Ask if they want to join you.
Follow them around and invade their personal space0 -
Give them away while weeping and muttering "don't worry babies, mama will get you back someday..."
Maybe I could print out a picture of some woman and gently stroke her face every time I mention 'mama'.0 -
"Want to see my scab collection?"
Brilliant. This one got me laughing pretty hard. I will do this one while clutching an Altoids tin and looking as though I REALLY need some sort of validation.0 -
Take "Awkward Family Photos" in as little clothing and with as awkward poses as you are possibly comfortable with, and hang large framed prints of them all over the house. Several in the bathroom and laundry room.0
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Give them away while weeping and muttering "don't worry babies, mama will get you back someday..."
Maybe I could print out a picture of some woman and gently stroke her face every time I mention 'mama'.
Better yet, print out a picture of yourself, and tape on some cat hair.0 -
Take "Awkward Family Photos" in as little clothing and with as awkward poses as you are possibly comfortable with, and hang large framed prints of them all over the house. Several in the bathroom and laundry room.
I like where you're headed with this. Since I know when they're coming, I should get dressed for the photo shoot and have the realtor/viewers be involved in it.
"I am so glad you made it! What pose should I strike first? You're the photographers, right..?"
Now all I need is a Borat-esque onesie and a silver umbrella.0 -
Give them away while weeping and muttering "don't worry babies, mama will get you back someday..."
Maybe I could print out a picture of some woman and gently stroke her face every time I mention 'mama'.
Better yet, print out a picture of yourself, and tape on some cat hair.
Would the cat hair be pasted onto the picture over MY hair? I could probably make a sweet mustache... And I could also try to sell them on my 'patented 3-D paintings'.
"Please sir! For only $19.95, I can make a picture of you that you'll be PROUD to show your mom. She can carry it around in her pocket and any time she misses you, she can just pet your picture-hair!"0 -
I love everything about this thread.0
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I guess I'm the only one that doesn't understand why they are showing YOUR apartment, you have a lease right? So they will not be renting your apt, right? So why are you obligated to allow strangers into your HOME? I've never heard of this.0
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You could do a tape outline of a body and hide it half way under your couch.0
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It is probably in the lease agreement. I had that happen to me. One time, the office called but I was just finishing up in the shower so I could not get to the phone. They assumed I wasn't home, and brought someone in. You can imagine this did not end well....
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Not there, leave a dominatrix kit all over the place
There, wear the dominatrix kit and ask them if they are your 8 o'clock0 -
I wish I was looking for an apartment in Allston. I would visit just to see the shenanigans you come up with.0
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I don't understand this thread?
Fart! Did I do that right? What is happening in here? No comprenay.0 -
I guess I'm the only one that doesn't understand why they are showing YOUR apartment, you have a lease right? So they will not be renting your apt, right? So why are you obligated to allow strangers into your HOME? I've never heard of this.
It's normal in the last 30 days of the lease (I'm a PA in a real estate firm and I'm the person who has to try to run down the tenant to give notice). I'm not sure why they're already showing it if OP has 3 months left, unless there's generally a very long wait for apartments in her area.0 -
I guess I'm the only one that doesn't understand why they are showing YOUR apartment, you have a lease right? So they will not be renting your apt, right? So why are you obligated to allow strangers into your HOME? I've never heard of this.
I did not re-sign my lease and the market here is very competitive/impacted. It is not unusual for apartments to be shown a month or two in advance of a new lease being signed. They typically give me 24 hours notice, so I am hoping to use this to my advantage and come up with fun/harmless pranks.0 -
Ask them if they're as excited for Allston Christmas as you are? (I assume that's when you're moving out?) Maybe get in the spirit by having your sidewalk junk ready in a corner...covered in tinsel? Trashy Santa hat? Or dress as Allston Santa...
[side note: Last year I saw a lion shaped coffee table!]0 -
Perhaps my profession is clouding my sense of humor in this case, but why are you trying to create awkward situations for realtors/potential tenants, OP?0
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I guess I'm the only one that doesn't understand why they are showing YOUR apartment, you have a lease right? So they will not be renting your apt, right? So why are you obligated to allow strangers into your HOME? I've never heard of this.
It's normal in the last 30 days of the lease (I'm a PA in a real estate firm and I'm the person who has to try to run down the tenant to give notice). I'm not sure why they're already showing it if OP has 3 months left, unless there's generally a very long wait for apartments in her area.
In my area, you have to give 90 days notice that you're leaving, and the owner can start showing the apartment as soon as you give notice, so yeah... you could be dealing with this nonsense for 3 months.0 -
Perhaps my profession is clouding my sense of humor in this case, but why are you trying to create awkward situations for realtors/potential tenants, OP?
Mostly so they have something fun to talk about. Keep in mind, I want these to be awkward/harmless. Also, living in Allston, I am sure people run into alllllll sorts of very crazy stuff. I want mine to be a light-hearted, fun kind of crazy.0 -
I guess I'm the only one that doesn't understand why they are showing YOUR apartment, you have a lease right? So they will not be renting your apt, right? So why are you obligated to allow strangers into your HOME? I've never heard of this.
It's normal in the last 30 days of the lease (I'm a PA in a real estate firm and I'm the person who has to try to run down the tenant to give notice). I'm not sure why they're already showing it if OP has 3 months left, unless there's generally a very long wait for apartments in her area.
In my area, you have to give 90 days notice that you're leaving, and the owner can start showing the apartment as soon as you give notice, so yeah... you could be dealing with this nonsense for 3 months.
Ah I see. Well, here the rental market moves so fast it'd be pointless to go longer. Most properties stay on the market for 2-3 days.0 -
I guess I'm the only one that doesn't understand why they are showing YOUR apartment, you have a lease right? So they will not be renting your apt, right? So why are you obligated to allow strangers into your HOME? I've never heard of this.
I did not re-sign my lease and the market here is very competitive/impacted. It is not unusual for apartments to be shown a month or two in advance of a new lease being signed. They typically give me 24 hours notice, so I am hoping to use this to my advantage and come up with fun/harmless pranks.
Question: If your prank is not viewed as harmless or otherwise can be proven to dissuade the perspective renter from signing the lease to rent could you be held responsible for that problem to the leasor? I don't get this situation at all. Am I the only one who is totally confused by this practice?0 -
Yes, @AllonsYtotheTardis it will be happening for the next 90 days.. That is, of course, unless somebody is so blown away by the fun they discover that they cannot pass my apartment up and a new lease is signed before I am out.0
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I'm gonna go ahead and leave this thread b/c I don't understand this at all. It's such a foreign concept that I can't even play. Have fun, usually i'd love this kind of thing but without really getting it my suggestions would likely be way overboard.0
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