Let's play "Would you rather?"

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Behxo
Behxo Posts: 1,190 Member
Okay so here are the very simple rules, whatever the last post reads you answer and then you create your own "would you rather" for the next person! Here it goes - - -

Would you rather be a miserable genius OR a happy moron?
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  • AnIrishLibra
    AnIrishLibra Posts: 54 Member
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    Happy moron.

    Would you rather be able to teleport or have the ability to fly?
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
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    Flying. Because Flying.

    Would you rather have free beer, or wine?
  • Slaintegrl
    Slaintegrl Posts: 239 Member
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    Wine.

    WYR be able to read minds, or leap tall buildings in a single bound?
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    Read minds.

    WYR be on your own island alone, or a hectic city in a studio apt.
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
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    Hectic City

    Would you rather:

    Fart Popcorn? Or have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?
  • _MG_
    _MG_ Posts: 453 Member
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    Fart popcorn.

    WYR be half your height or forever twice your weight?
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    Very good one....half height.

    WYR breathe under water or outer space
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
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    Breathe Underwater.

    Would you rather be deaf or blind? (I actually had this converation with someone.)
  • MrsJennaKwasniewski
    MrsJennaKwasniewski Posts: 204 Member
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    Forever twice my weight.

    Would you rather have sex on the beach and get sand in your butt of have sex in the woods and get mosquito bites where the sun don't show?
  • cchesterj89
    cchesterj89 Posts: 22 Member
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    Replied to Last Two

    Im 6"5 and 250. I would MUCH rather be 3"2.5 than 500lbs.

    I'd rather have sandy cheeks. I Think lol

    WYR be Paula Deen or Donald Sterling for a day
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
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    WYR be Paula Deen or Donald Sterling for a day

    gahh that sucks...

    I guess Donald Sterling...cause I'd like to know what it's like to be a dude (even though he's a crusty, wrinkled racist old dude)

    Would you rather be a Siamese twin to Andy D*ck or Steve-O?
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
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    I've had both the sand and mosquitoes...I'd take the latter any day.

    Steve-o

    Would you rather have 1 arm or 1 leg
  • _MG_
    _MG_ Posts: 453 Member
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    1 Leg.

    WYR Sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl or appear naked in a blockbuster movie?
  • ItsJustBeka
    ItsJustBeka Posts: 22 Member
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    Sing the national anthem!

    Would you rather talk with an obnoxious squeaky voice or have a super quiet voice no one ever hears?
  • BigDaddyD72
    BigDaddyD72 Posts: 2,301 Member
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    squeaky but both annoying

    kicked in the groin or punched in the throat?
  • grillnchill
    grillnchill Posts: 772 Member
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    kicked in the groin

    WYR lose your sense of hearing or sight for a day?
  • _Calypso_
    _Calypso_ Posts: 1,074 Member
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    That's tough... but Ill go with hearing


    WYR eat a bug or a snake?
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 762 Member
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    Snake

    WYR fall off a roof or get hit by a car?
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    fall off the roof.

    WYR be transformed into a marble statue or a toad?
  • Behxo
    Behxo Posts: 1,190 Member
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    toad

    WYR be a celebrity OR be best friends with a celebrity