Let's play "Would you rather?"

Behxo
Behxo Posts: 1,190 Member
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Okay so here are the very simple rules, whatever the last post reads you answer and then you create your own "would you rather" for the next person! Here it goes - - -

Would you rather be a miserable genius OR a happy moron?
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  • AnIrishLibra
    AnIrishLibra Posts: 54 Member
    Happy moron.

    Would you rather be able to teleport or have the ability to fly?
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
    Flying. Because Flying.

    Would you rather have free beer, or wine?
  • Slaintegrl
    Slaintegrl Posts: 239 Member
    Wine.

    WYR be able to read minds, or leap tall buildings in a single bound?
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    Read minds.

    WYR be on your own island alone, or a hectic city in a studio apt.
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    Hectic City

    Would you rather:

    Fart Popcorn? Or have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?
  • _MG_
    _MG_ Posts: 453 Member
    Fart popcorn.

    WYR be half your height or forever twice your weight?
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    Very good one....half height.

    WYR breathe under water or outer space
  • ValGogo
    ValGogo Posts: 2,168 Member
    Breathe Underwater.

    Would you rather be deaf or blind? (I actually had this converation with someone.)
  • MrsJennaKwasniewski
    MrsJennaKwasniewski Posts: 204 Member
    Forever twice my weight.

    Would you rather have sex on the beach and get sand in your butt of have sex in the woods and get mosquito bites where the sun don't show?
  • cchesterj89
    cchesterj89 Posts: 22 Member
    Replied to Last Two

    Im 6"5 and 250. I would MUCH rather be 3"2.5 than 500lbs.

    I'd rather have sandy cheeks. I Think lol

    WYR be Paula Deen or Donald Sterling for a day
  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
    WYR be Paula Deen or Donald Sterling for a day

    gahh that sucks...

    I guess Donald Sterling...cause I'd like to know what it's like to be a dude (even though he's a crusty, wrinkled racist old dude)

    Would you rather be a Siamese twin to Andy D*ck or Steve-O?
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    I've had both the sand and mosquitoes...I'd take the latter any day.

    Steve-o

    Would you rather have 1 arm or 1 leg
  • _MG_
    _MG_ Posts: 453 Member
    1 Leg.

    WYR Sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl or appear naked in a blockbuster movie?
  • ItsJustBeka
    ItsJustBeka Posts: 22 Member
    Sing the national anthem!

    Would you rather talk with an obnoxious squeaky voice or have a super quiet voice no one ever hears?
  • BigDaddyD72
    BigDaddyD72 Posts: 2,301 Member
    squeaky but both annoying

    kicked in the groin or punched in the throat?
  • grillnchill
    grillnchill Posts: 772 Member
    kicked in the groin

    WYR lose your sense of hearing or sight for a day?
  • _Calypso_
    _Calypso_ Posts: 1,074 Member
    That's tough... but Ill go with hearing


    WYR eat a bug or a snake?
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 758 Member
    Snake

    WYR fall off a roof or get hit by a car?
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    fall off the roof.

    WYR be transformed into a marble statue or a toad?
  • Behxo
    Behxo Posts: 1,190 Member
    toad

    WYR be a celebrity OR be best friends with a celebrity
  • HerkMeOff
    HerkMeOff Posts: 1,002 Member
    How many of these threads do we need?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    How many of these threads do we need?

    Signed.
  • AeonAi
    AeonAi Posts: 60
    Be best is with a celebrity ... WYR cheat or be cheated on
  • Lumberjackson5
    Lumberjackson5 Posts: 22
    Be cheated on.

    Would you rather have to fight an ostrich to the death or have your BME lowered by 30% for the next year?
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    How many of these threads do we need?
    eleventy.
  • HerkMeOff
    HerkMeOff Posts: 1,002 Member
    How many of these threads do we need?
    eleventy.

    Thats a lot!
  • AeonAi
    AeonAi Posts: 60
    Fight the ostrich WYR be bald for the rest of your life or lose a finger
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    Fight the ostrich WYR be bald for the rest of your life or lose a finger

    bald

    WYR have thousand forks when all you need is a knife, or meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife?
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Fight the ostrich WYR be bald for the rest of your life or lose a finger

    bald

    WYR have thousand forks when all you need is a knife, or meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife?

    The threesome.

    WYR go to prison for 5 years or be homeless for 5 years?
  • xkissylou
    xkissylou Posts: 76
    Fight the ostrich WYR be bald for the rest of your life or lose a finger

    bald

    WYR have thousand forks when all you need is a knife, or meeting the man of your dreams and then meeting his beautiful wife?



    The threesome.

    WYR go to prison for 5 years or be homeless for 5 years?


    Go to prison for 5 yrs. (at least there's shelter)

    WYR eat a hot dog or a baby carrot

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