Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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in two minutes with my
best friend who was watching0 -
but she just couldn't get0
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but she just couldn't get
my genitals off her face0 -
So I let her have0
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the glue remover to rip0
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All the hair off the0
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homeless mans back, then i0
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All the hair off the
cat's nipples. They're very furry.
Fiiiine I missed my opportunity.homeless mans back, then i
swallowed the hair to obtain0 -
a sense of euphoria but0
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i chocked on my hairball0
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and coughed it into the0
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top of her white blouse0
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where it sat between two0
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Boobs! Looked like hairy wart0
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hogs stuffed in a sack.0
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Next thing I knew....0
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the sun came out and0
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dried up all the rian0
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And the itsy bitsy spider0
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grew twice its original size0
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and scared the little lady0
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so bad that she had0
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to do a number 20
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But she was driving home0
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So she opened a window0
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and got out of the car0
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smashed all the windows and..0
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fell to her knees screaming0
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"Why ME?" Getting no answer0
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she panicked and decided that0
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