Let's start a story.... add 5 words
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            if there was a GOD0
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            someone would hear her pleas...0
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            as she does it everyday0
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            like a sad routine where0
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            she gets on her knees0
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            putting on her wizard robe0
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            praying to the porcelain god0
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            Hoping that I go quickly0
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            So I can get back to0
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            telling a very good story.0
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            That involves 7 dwarfs and0
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            and a large fuzzy bear0
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            who decide that the0
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            house they live in is0
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            too large and fuzzy so0
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            He bought an electric razor0
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            to trim that fuzzy stuff0
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            but instead he ended up0
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            snipping his tail off. He0
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            cried and cried because now0
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            nobody will no he was0
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            Really Elvis. So he put0
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            put his bedazzled white jumpsuit0
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            and went on a hunt0
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            for peanut butter and banana0
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            but only found a banana0
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            but that was ok as0
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            he's a hunka hunka burnin'0
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            rubber, sawdust, and other various0
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            you don't want to know0
 
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