WANTED: RUDE and ARROGANT FRIENDS. BOUNTY INSIDE.
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*Mr.Tolerable, despite having the best hair here times 2 (and I'm actually not even playing there) and the perfect body (sorta tongue in cheek, sorta not), dons a Dead Pool costume (a little unfortunate I know because seeing my smile is something to die for), which being skin tight also shows off the chiseled curves of my abs - and proceeds to take said Bounty by force, all the while slapping all the lady booty up in here!!!*
*drops mic*
*then picks mic back up and runs off with that as well so no one can say something wittier back!*
*chases Mr Tolerable down...throws her handbag at his legs and trips him over*
*grabs Mr Tolerable by his short and curlies and shakes until he screams with pain and drops the mic*
*picks up mic and sashays back and places on the mic stand*
Naughty!
(and I did say I was really really mean, yes?)
*Mr. Tolerable looks around and mutters... "she couldn't even have thrown a spanking in?! DA FAQ?!"*0 -
Make it a bacon unicorn and you got a deal!
This will give me nightmares.
I have to change my panties, and you are having nightmares??!?!?!0 -
20 pages is one first class flounce!
I'm not rude or arrogant. I'm a basic b**ch.0 -
LMAO... I can certainly relate to that gem.0 -
I just like reading rude, arrogant, snotty and *****y posts. Does that count? Really would like some rainbow bacon because that is all that special snowflakes can eat. I am a special snowflake aren't I?0
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I'm new here, but I'm sarcastic, grumpy, funny, and can be called upon to be rude when necessary.
Plus, I brought my own .gifs.
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I'm new here, but I'm sarcastic, grumpy, funny, and can be called upon to be rude when necessary.
Plus, I brought my own .gifs.
That's my husband.0 -
20 pages is one first class flounce!
I'm not rude or arrogant. I'm a basic b**ch.
Who doesn't love a classic?!0 -
I'm new here, but I'm sarcastic, grumpy, funny, and can be called upon to be rude when necessary.
Plus, I brought my own .gifs.
That's my husband.
Sarcastically or seriously?0 -
In for the promise of nudity.0
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In for the promise of nudity.
^
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I'm sarcastic and moody. My wife also says I'm antisocial.0
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I just like reading rude, arrogant, snotty and *****y posts. Does that count? Really would like some rainbow bacon because that is all that special snowflakes can eat. I am a special snowflake aren't I?0
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I'm new here, but I'm sarcastic, grumpy, funny, and can be called upon to be rude when necessary.
Plus, I brought my own .gifs.
That's my husband.
Sarcastically or seriously?
Really?!?0 -
I'm new here, but I'm sarcastic, grumpy, funny, and can be called upon to be rude when necessary.
Plus, I brought my own .gifs.
That's my husband.
Sarcastically or seriously?
BWHAHAHAHAHA
are you kidding????
OK... ok... then if that's the case...
That's MY husband!!!!
<fans myself>0 -
This just needs to be here.
That's the cats Christmas present sorted.
But, do cats REALLY love it?0 -
I just like reading rude, arrogant, snotty and *****y posts. Does that count? Really would like some rainbow bacon because that is all that special snowflakes can eat. I am a special snowflake aren't I?0
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I just like reading rude, arrogant, snotty and *****y posts. Does that count? Really would like some rainbow bacon because that is all that special snowflakes can eat. I am a special snowflake aren't I?
are we betting bacon??0 -
I'm new here, but I'm sarcastic, grumpy, funny, and can be called upon to be rude when necessary.
Plus, I brought my own .gifs.
That's my husband.
Sarcastically or seriously?
Really?!?
It's the interwebs. I've learned not to assume anything...0
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