WANTED: RUDE and ARROGANT FRIENDS. BOUNTY INSIDE.

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  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    *Mr.Tolerable, despite having the best hair here times 2 (and I'm actually not even playing there) and the perfect body (sorta tongue in cheek, sorta not), dons a Dead Pool costume (a little unfortunate I know because seeing my smile is something to die for), which being skin tight also shows off the chiseled curves of my abs - and proceeds to take said Bounty by force, all the while slapping all the lady booty up in here!!!*

    *drops mic*

    *then picks mic back up and runs off with that as well so no one can say something wittier back!*

    *chases Mr Tolerable down...throws her handbag at his legs and trips him over*
    *grabs Mr Tolerable by his short and curlies and shakes until he screams with pain and drops the mic*
    *picks up mic and sashays back and places on the mic stand*

    Naughty!
    (and I did say I was really really mean, yes?)

    *Mr. Tolerable looks around and mutters... "she couldn't even have thrown a spanking in?! DA FAQ?!"*
  • tsmom1128
    tsmom1128 Posts: 151 Member
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    Make it a bacon unicorn and you got a deal!

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    This will give me nightmares.

    I have to change my panties, and you are having nightmares??!?!?!
  • honsi
    honsi Posts: 210 Member
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    20 pages is one first class flounce!

    I'm not rude or arrogant. I'm a basic b**ch.
    Classic, never goes out of style. Why change perfection?
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    LMAO... I can certainly relate to that gem.
  • honsi
    honsi Posts: 210 Member
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    I just like reading rude, arrogant, snotty and *****y posts. Does that count? Really would like some rainbow bacon because that is all that special snowflakes can eat. I am a special snowflake aren't I?
    Of course you are. Now eat your goddamn vegetables.
  • NYGiantsGirl73
    NYGiantsGirl73 Posts: 12
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    I'm new here, but I'm sarcastic, grumpy, funny, and can be called upon to be rude when necessary.

    Plus, I brought my own .gifs.


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  • tsmom1128
    tsmom1128 Posts: 151 Member
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    I'm new here, but I'm sarcastic, grumpy, funny, and can be called upon to be rude when necessary.

    Plus, I brought my own .gifs.


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    That's my husband.
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
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    20 pages is one first class flounce!

    I'm not rude or arrogant. I'm a basic b**ch.

    Who doesn't love a classic?!
  • NYGiantsGirl73
    NYGiantsGirl73 Posts: 12
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    I'm new here, but I'm sarcastic, grumpy, funny, and can be called upon to be rude when necessary.

    Plus, I brought my own .gifs.


    845166014.gif?1395597500

    That's my husband.

    Sarcastically or seriously?
  • aarnwine2013
    aarnwine2013 Posts: 317 Member
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    In for the promise of nudity.
  • MrTolerable
    MrTolerable Posts: 1,593 Member
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    In for the promise of nudity.

    ^

    o_0
  • RLMsFitnessPal
    RLMsFitnessPal Posts: 81 Member
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    I'm sarcastic and moody. My wife also says I'm antisocial.
  • dapunks
    dapunks Posts: 245 Member
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    I just like reading rude, arrogant, snotty and *****y posts. Does that count? Really would like some rainbow bacon because that is all that special snowflakes can eat. I am a special snowflake aren't I?
    Of course you are. Now eat your goddamn vegetables.
    WILL NOT! And you can't make me!
  • tsmom1128
    tsmom1128 Posts: 151 Member
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    I'm new here, but I'm sarcastic, grumpy, funny, and can be called upon to be rude when necessary.

    Plus, I brought my own .gifs.


    845166014.gif?1395597500

    That's my husband.

    Sarcastically or seriously?

    Really?!?
  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member
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    I'm new here, but I'm sarcastic, grumpy, funny, and can be called upon to be rude when necessary.

    Plus, I brought my own .gifs.


    845166014.gif?1395597500

    That's my husband.

    Sarcastically or seriously?

    BWHAHAHAHAHA

    are you kidding????

    OK... ok... then if that's the case...
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    That's MY husband!!!!

    <fans myself>
  • sloth3toes
    sloth3toes Posts: 2,212 Member
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    This just needs to be here.

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    That's the cats Christmas present sorted.

    But, do cats REALLY love it?
  • honsi
    honsi Posts: 210 Member
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    I just like reading rude, arrogant, snotty and *****y posts. Does that count? Really would like some rainbow bacon because that is all that special snowflakes can eat. I am a special snowflake aren't I?
    Of course you are. Now eat your goddamn vegetables.
    WILL NOT! And you can't make me!
    You wanna f***in' bet?.......
  • tsmom1128
    tsmom1128 Posts: 151 Member
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    I just like reading rude, arrogant, snotty and *****y posts. Does that count? Really would like some rainbow bacon because that is all that special snowflakes can eat. I am a special snowflake aren't I?
    Of course you are. Now eat your goddamn vegetables.
    WILL NOT! And you can't make me!
    You wanna f***in' bet?.......

    are we betting bacon??
  • NYGiantsGirl73
    NYGiantsGirl73 Posts: 12
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    I'm new here, but I'm sarcastic, grumpy, funny, and can be called upon to be rude when necessary.

    Plus, I brought my own .gifs.


    845166014.gif?1395597500

    That's my husband.

    Sarcastically or seriously?

    Really?!?

    It's the interwebs. I've learned not to assume anything...

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