Chit Chat???
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Can I just hijack your thread and start asking random questions?
What are you wearing right now?
Does this smell weird to you?
Can I have some?
Is there a place to view all the users that are currently online in the forums?
Why do they call it a blow job when it involves sucking?
If Johnny wants a pear and Mary gives him two melons, will he still make fruit salad?0 -
Can I just hijack your thread and start asking random questions?
What are you wearing right now?
Does this smell weird to you?
Can I have some?
Is there a place to view all the users that are currently online in the forums?
Why do they call it a blow job when it involves sucking?
If Johnny wants a pear and Mary gives him two melons, will he still make fruit salad?
Sure, works for my boredom for at least a moment.
A prison uniform
Smells very weird, kinda like ice and melted fecies. Yumm
yes you may
no, not all ay one time.
because the big finish is a blow out
No, he wanted a pear. He never intended to have fruit salad.0 -
Is it a vintage prison uniform? Does it involve a ball and chain?
Do you think the smell will come out with repeated washing?0 -
Is it a vintage prison uniform? Does it involve a ball and chain?
Do you think the smell will come out with repeated washing?
No ball and chain, no strips, just gray.
The smell never leaves. It sticks like the memory of what is seen inside the walls of a prison.0 -
I would imagine the inside of prison walls contain things like rebar and pipes...and sometimes my pipes smell, so it's all making sense now.
Who is that character in your profile picture and why did you pick him?0 -
clean your pipes and let them be an enjoyment.
It is Goku. He wins very tough battles through his determination. Kinda is encouraging at times.
Why the zombie?0 -
can't sleep, whats up?0
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It's one of my favorite pics of me and it doesn't reveal much. Plus I just enjoy macabre type of stuff.
How much can I get away with on these forums? I have a potty mouth, little tact, and a dirty and perverse sense of humor.0 -
Nuttin' honey. Insomnia is the pits!can't sleep, whats up?0 -
It's one of my favorite pics of me and it doesn't reveal much. Plus I just enjoy macabre type of stuff.
How much can I get away with on these forums? I have a potty mouth, little tact, and a dirty and perverse sense of humor.
can't get away with much. I will send you an invite to a chit chat group where you say what ever you like because i am the moderator.0 -
can't sleep, whats up?
Well hello there. I can't sleep either because i am at work and that would get me in trouble. How are you?0 -
Nuttin' honey. Insomnia is the pits!can't sleep, whats up?
it truly is! it is only midnight, but I've been up until 4 for the past few days, and it needs to stop! i end up sleeping the day away until i have to be at work, once there i basically put in a caffeine drip
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can't sleep, whats up?
Well hello there. I can't sleep either because i am at work and that would get me in trouble. How are you?
I'm good! just got off work an hour ago.0 -
can't sleep, whats up?
Well hello there. I can't sleep either because i am at work and that would get me in trouble. How are you?
I'm good! just got off work an hour ago.
Well, what kind of work do you do?0 -
What sucks even worse is I always end up not being able to sleep when I have to do shiz the next day. Any other time and I can sleep at the drop of a hat, but even if I have something self appointed and pleasurable to do early the next day, it's all over. Like you say - up til 4.0
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same here, purr!
jdad i work at starbucks. even if i only have one caffeinated drink, I'm pretty sure caffeine seeps through my skin buy just being at work for 8 hrs. i am rarely tired enough to go straight to bed after work. what do you do?0 -
can't sleep, whats up?
Well hello there. I can't sleep either because i am at work and that would get me in trouble. How are you?
When you said prison uniform, I pictured a bright orange jump suit...:noway:0 -
same here, purr!
jdad i work at starbucks. even if i only have one caffeinated drink, I'm pretty sure caffeine seeps through my skin buy just being at work for 8 hrs. i am rarely tired enough to go straight to bed after work. what do you do?
I am a prison guard, good times.0 -
can't sleep, whats up?
Well hello there. I can't sleep either because i am at work and that would get me in trouble. How are you?
When you said prison uniform, I pictured a bright orange jump suit...:noway:
I am not an inmate but in order to retire i would be on the inside for nearly 10 years of actual hours.0 -
I know two prison guards and they both have shared some insane stories.
What's the most ingenious makeshift thing you've had to confiscate from an inmate?0 -
can't sleep, whats up?
Well hello there. I can't sleep either because i am at work and that would get me in trouble. How are you?
When you said prison uniform, I pictured a bright orange jump suit...:noway:
I am not an inmate but in order to retire i would be on the inside for nearly 10 years of actual hours.
Well, that's a relief...
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I know two prison guards and they both have shared some insane stories.
What's the most ingenious makeshift thing you've had to confiscate from an inmate?
A very detailed chess set made of toilet paper is one. I mean very detailed! Made in color with absolutly amazing detail. I would have paid good money for one on the street.
I have seen toilet paper ropes just as strong as real ones and even a makeshift bow an arrow. Of course many shanks.0 -
I know two prison guards and they both have shared some insane stories.
What's the most ingenious makeshift thing you've had to confiscate from an inmate?
A very detailed chess set made of toilet paper is one. I mean very detailed! Made in color with absolutly amazing detail. I would have paid good money for one on the street.
I have seen toilet paper ropes just as strong as real ones and even a makeshift bow an arrow. Of course many shanks.
Aw, why wasn't a chess set allowed? Just curious...0 -
Is there a way to sort the thread pages so it's most recent first rather than having to click on the last page each time?0
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Is there a way to sort the thread pages so it's most recent first rather than having to click on the last page each time?
My topics? I think that is what you mean.0 -
Honestly, I have no idea what I mean most of the time. I did however, just see where I can view each topic from the last post made. I'm not much used to forums other than the one that I frequent. This is vaguely similar, but not enough to help me out. Plus it's late, plus I drank rum (dutifully recorded to my calorie count), plus...
Ooooh look! Shiny!0 -
Honestly, I have no idea what I mean most of the time. I did however, just see where I can view each topic from the last post made. I'm not much used to forums other than the one that I frequent. This is vaguely similar, but not enough to help me out. Plus it's late, plus I drank rum (dutifully recorded to my calorie count), plus...
Ooooh look! Shiny!
your funny0 -
Parole officer won't let me around knives. lol0 -
Prison Guard where?0
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