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sc003ro
sc003ro Posts: 227 Member
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these pretzels are making me thirsty

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  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    "Good judgment comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgment. I have a LOT of experience!" - unknown
  • doubleohstatus
    doubleohstatus Posts: 37
    "Funny that the tables always turn, unless you sweep the leg....wait, what are we talking about again?" -Me
  • gmthisfeller
    gmthisfeller Posts: 779 Member
    A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. -- Steve Martin
  • buffer221
    buffer221 Posts: 4,751 Member
    I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
    Douglas Adams
  • ScottW3142
    ScottW3142 Posts: 498 Member
    You see, drinking is a matter of algebraic ratio. How drunk you get is caused by the amount of alcohol you consume in relation to your total body weight. You see my point? It's not that you had too much to drink. You're just too skinny. - Freddi Bauer, Splash
  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
    "Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."

    Deep thoughts Quotes, by Jack Handy
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    "feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! nothing at all! nothing all!" -Ned Flanders

    "Stupid sexy Flanders!" -Homer Simspon

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  • Joannah700
    Joannah700 Posts: 2,665 Member
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