MFP ruined my life....

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Okay I'm just going to say it..... MFP ruined my life forever!!! A little dramatic you say? No! Let me start this by saying I have only been on here for 2 months (62 days streak Whoo hoo!!) and I have only lost 10 lbs so far..... But...
Never again will I be able to look at a Krispy Kreme donut the same
Never again will I be able to blissfully drink a 44 oz soda again
Never again will I be able to blindly eat slices and slices of pizza
Never again can I be innocent in eating scoops of peanut butter and think there's no calories since it's not chocolate
Never again will I probably buy whole milk
Never again will I think that working out once a week will balance out all my sweets desserts and junk food
Never again will I think that French frys are harmless (stinking high calorie goodness)
Never again will I get seconds with out thinking about the consequences (30 min of working out? No thanks!)
But then again.....
Never did I realize how much I was eating
Never did I stop and measure things out
Never did I take a minute and check the serving size and calories
Never did I look for healthier alternatives
Never again will I wonder why I am gaining weight?
And never again will I have an excuse. (Shucks :p)

So thanks MFP. Thanks for ruining my life... I think I needed it :)
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  • dakotababy
    dakotababy Posts: 2,406 Member
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    MFP has saved my life! :)
  • kaikea
    kaikea Posts: 27 Member
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    You don't sound fully committed on the whole milk.
  • mfp2014mfp
    mfp2014mfp Posts: 689 Member
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    :laugh: :flowerforyou:
  • sweetcurlz67
    sweetcurlz67 Posts: 1,168 Member
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    Awesome post!

    :drinker:
  • joyangbax
    joyangbax Posts: 37 Member
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    Funny post....Are you sure were not related because those are my thoughts exactly :) So glad someone shared MFP with me.
  • CindyMarcuzAdams
    CindyMarcuzAdams Posts: 4,006 Member
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    Great post, I couldnt have said it better myself...
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
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    Stoopid 100 calories per pack of polynesian sauce at Chick-fil-a, I used to eat 4-5 per meal, cause hey how bad could dipping sauce be......:grumble: :grumble: :noway:
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    Agreed!!! :drinker:
  • mikemsu
    mikemsu Posts: 77 Member
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    E X A C T L Y ! ! !
    I am sooooo glad MFP has ruined my life into a longer healthier one. .... and it has made calorie and nutrition so easy to follow, yet the choice of what I want to eat is always mine.
  • RaspberryKeytoneBoondoggle
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    "Never again will I wonder why I'm gaining weight" rings very true with me and I'm very grateful for this. As for the rest, I've been on mfp for two years and I have done the rest all along.
  • Krikit34
    Krikit34 Posts: 125 Member
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    Love it!
  • poohbah4
    poohbah4 Posts: 127
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    Never again will I be able to eat a pint of Ben & Jerry's right out of the carton. :embarassed:
  • ZeldaMarooner7
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    :drinker:
  • JynaeJ
    JynaeJ Posts: 8 Member
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    Lol well I don't think I ever will but I didn't want to feel like I'm lying and buy it 10 years from now haha!!
  • establishingaplace
    establishingaplace Posts: 301 Member
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    I love this!!

    I've had those moments where I've thought...maaaan I miss the old days where I could eat as much as I wanted. Thanks MFP! Thanks a lot!
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
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    You don't sound fully committed on the whole milk.

    :laugh: I had to go back and look at the list again. :laugh:
  • FierceV_Phat
    FierceV_Phat Posts: 55 Member
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    Love it.....
  • Michelle2W
    Michelle2W Posts: 163 Member
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    After reading just the title, I was thinking, this person is about to be kicked out MFP!!!!
  • Peacockbutterfly
    Peacockbutterfly Posts: 90 Member
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    I totally agree with your post. Damn MFP for ruining and saving my life all at once!
  • JynaeJ
    JynaeJ Posts: 8 Member
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    After reading just the title, I was thinking, this person is about to be kicked out MFP!!!!

    Hahah!! Oh no!! Please no!! Maybe I should change
    The title haha