Wives evoking the "middle name" when angry...

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
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I say they don't have the right as no wife wants to be just like our mother...

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Perfectly ok on kids, I'm just talking about when angry at us husbands...
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Wadya do?
  • SueGremlin
    SueGremlin Posts: 1,066 Member
    Wives should sit quietly with their hands folded.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    Wives should sit quietly with their hands folded.

    Nonsense. How are they supposed make my sammich like that?
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Perhaps your behavior caused her to mistake you for a child
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
    Perhaps your behavior caused her to mistake you for a child

    :laugh:
  • cdfishe1
    cdfishe1 Posts: 4 Member
    Perhaps your behavior caused her to mistake you for a child

    Best reply ever.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Wives should sit quietly with their hands folded.

    Nonsense. How are they supposed make my sammich like that?

    Sit? What's wrong with kneel?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Perhaps your behavior caused her to mistake you for a child

    Me? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
  • PinkyFett
    PinkyFett Posts: 842 Member
    Wives should sit quietly with their hands folded.

    Nonsense. How are they supposed make my sammich like that?

    Sit? What's wrong with kneel?

    Bad knee
  • laurie04427
    laurie04427 Posts: 421 Member
    I think I'd burst out laughing if I tried "evoking the middle name". I've made a note to try this and not laugh.
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    Perhaps your behavior caused her to mistake you for a child

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  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Wives should sit quietly with their hands folded.

    Nonsense. How are they supposed make my sammich like that?

    Sit? What's wrong with kneel?

    Bad knee

    knee pads
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    I say they don't have the right as no wife wants to be just like our mother...

    I've never used his middle name. What ya do? lol
  • sophieR12
    sophieR12 Posts: 43
    oh ive only done this once. but i had to ask his middle name before i could do it as i'd ...forgotten it haha
  • wildrose53
    wildrose53 Posts: 1,342 Member
    Five Deadly Terms Used by a Woman

    1 FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is right and you need to shut-up.
    2 NOTHING: Means something and you need to be worried.
    3 GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission, do not do it.
    4 WHATEVER: A woman's way of saying screw you.
    5 THAT'S OKAY: She is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.
    Bonus Word WOW! This is not a compliment, she's amazed that one person could be so stupid.

    You have been warned!
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    I think you mean "INvoking"? Evoking is something entirely different...

    I do this to my son. I call him by his first and middle name, and that's how he knows I mean business.
  • crystalpotts
    crystalpotts Posts: 130 Member
    I just do it to my kids. I call my husband by his first and last name when he is being a dufus...lol
  • AllOutof_Bubblegum
    AllOutof_Bubblegum Posts: 3,646 Member
    But I've never done this to my husband, as he already goes by his middle name as his handle, anyway. So it wouldn't really have the same pissed-off ring if I used his real full name.
  • KameHameHaaa
    KameHameHaaa Posts: 244 Member
    I had a horrible habit of replacing his middle name with a curse word. So it'd be first name, curse word, last name. Lol.
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    I use the FULL name when he's being a bad or stupid boy, but I also use his FULL name occasionally while in bed. Nothing better than confusing him and keeping him on his toes.
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  • bloodyhonest
    bloodyhonest Posts: 196 Member
    Wives should sit quietly with their hands folded.

    Nonsense. How are they supposed make my sammich like that?

    Sit? What's wrong with kneel?

    Bad knee

    knee pads


    You're very forgiving.

    I would have said it was time for a new one.
  • _KitKat_
    _KitKat_ Posts: 1,066 Member
    My husband says he knows if I'm upset, if I even just use his first name when addressing him, instead of sweetheart or another endearment. If I used his middle name in anger, I may go without sex for awhile.... thinking of his mom would not be a turn on for him. I do use first and last when joking around yelling if he does something stupid, joking around.
  • OperationSuperKAT
    OperationSuperKAT Posts: 886 Member
    I confess I don't have a husband, but I can't imagine calling a grown man by his full name when I am upset with him. That's actually kind of funny!

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