Is it just me???? (rant!)

Lisa1971
Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
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Or is the length of toilet paper getting smaller? I used to get the Charmin Mega rolls and now I can't find them anymore. Besides that I swear the TP rolls are shorter because they don't fit on the holders anymore.

I'm so bummed!!!!!!!:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

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  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
    Some companies still make a full width 4 inch roll, but you have to keep an eye on the labels. Like Blue Bell ice cream "still a half gallon".
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    First world problems.

    Just use leaves. Avoid the poison ivy.
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    I just use paper towels.
    One paper towel goes a long way.

    :laugh: #bachelorlife
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
    I just use paper towels.
    One paper towel goes a long way.


    ouch :noway:
  • RINat612
    RINat612 Posts: 251 Member
    You realize paper towels don't dissolve and plug up the sewer, right?
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    You realize paper towels don't dissolve and plug up the sewer, right?

    ^^ has a broken sarcasm meter
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
    Who says to flush them down? I save them to use it later.


    And when you run out do you use a sock?
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    I use flushable baby wipes on my tender bum...
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    Or is the length of toilet paper getting smaller? I used to get the Charmin Mega rolls and now I can't find them anymore. Besides that I swear the TP rolls are shorter because they don't fit on the holders anymore.

    I'm so bummed!!!!!!!:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

    The height of the brand I use has completly shrank in height and volume.
    Buying tp involves more math these days. :laugh:
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
    Who says to flush them down? I save them to use it later.


    And when you run out do you use a sock?

    Sears catalog
    Pine cones
    Gravel
    Corn cobs
    The list of alternatives goes on and on...
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    Who says to flush them down? I save them to use it later.


    And when you run out do you use a sock?

    Sears catalog
    Pine cones
    Gravel
    Corn cobs
    The list of alternatives goes on and on...

    That rat in your avatar pic looks promising...
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I use flushable baby wipes on my tender bum...


    This. So much this. The best thing about having kids was the discovery of baby wipes. It has made it worth putting up with the 3 dipsh!ts I have.
  • nesto610
    nesto610 Posts: 107
    I use flushable baby wipes on my tender bum...

    "Flushable" baby wipes shouldn't be flushed down the drain; they create blockages in the sewer system/septic system. Can you tell I work in the wastewater industry? LOL!

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/trafficandcommuting/flushable-personal-wipes-clogging-sewer-systems-utilities-say/2013/09/06/9efac4e6-157a-11e3-a2ec-b47e45e6f8ef_story.html
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
    OK, I'll save them and create art...
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
    Who says to flush them down? I save them to use it later.


    And when you run out do you use a sock?

    Sears catalog
    Pine cones
    Gravel
    Corn cobs
    The list of alternatives goes on and on...

    That rat in your avatar pic looks promising...

    RAT?!? :explode: You've crossed the line. He may fancy eating other dogs poo and he may fancy rolling in some horrible smelling ooze but he is not a rat. Go wipe your bum with that saggy mess you call a bikini top.
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    I use flushable baby wipes on my tender bum...
    Plus, they are just so much more effective. You ever tried getting peanut butter out of shag carpet?
  • AliceSwarthout
    AliceSwarthout Posts: 808 Member
    bummed!!!!!!!:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
    Bummed. I see what you did there.
  • maz504
    maz504 Posts: 450
    I use flushable baby wipes on my tender bum...
    Plus, they are just so much more effective. You ever tried getting peanut butter out of shag carpet?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I can't with you people!!!
  • MissSarahAllison315
    MissSarahAllison315 Posts: 263 Member
    I use flushable baby wipes on my tender bum...
    Plus, they are just so much more effective. You ever tried getting peanut butter out of shag carpet?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Phoenix__Rising
    Phoenix__Rising Posts: 9,981 Member
    you guys are filthy

    And you aren't? :p
  • AtlantaWriter
    AtlantaWriter Posts: 91 Member
    But paper towels don't always flush.
  • 1princesswarrior
    1princesswarrior Posts: 1,242 Member
    This is so much more entertaining than my elusive subject matter at work. *Furiously writes down list of toilet paper alternatives*

    Hey I have a long-haired Belgian shepherd that I can always groom...hmm new idea for tp emergency
  • Guns_N_Buns
    Guns_N_Buns Posts: 1,899 Member
    Who says to flush them down? I save them to use it later.


    And when you run out do you use a sock?


    Sears catalog
    Pine cones
    Gravel
    Corn cobs
    The list of alternatives goes on and on...

    That rat in your avatar pic looks promising...

    RAT?!? :explode: You've crossed the line. He may fancy eating other dogs poo and he may fancy rolling in some horrible smelling ooze but he is not a rat. Go wipe your bum with that saggy mess you call a bikini top.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Sorry, did I say rat? No, that thing is far uglier. My bad. And the bikini top stays :angry:
  • crohnsfighter
    crohnsfighter Posts: 689 Member
    As someone with Crohn's, yes, I have noticed this.

    They're screwing us over on the TP, that's for sure! But do we have a choice?

    I'm not going back to that 1-Ply stuff they had at my university campus...that stuff has to be the worst excuse for wiping material in existence.
  • mojohowitz
    mojohowitz Posts: 900 Member
    Who says to flush them down? I save them to use it later.


    And when you run out do you use a sock?


    Sears catalog
    Pine cones
    Gravel
    Corn cobs
    The list of alternatives goes on and on...

    That rat in your avatar pic looks promising...

    RAT?!? :explode: You've crossed the line. He may fancy eating other dogs poo and he may fancy rolling in some horrible smelling ooze but he is not a rat. Go wipe your bum with that saggy mess you call a bikini top.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Sorry, did I say rat? No, that thing is far uglier. My bad. And the bikini top stays :angry:

    Good. Let's not forget who started the verbal attack. I was just offering solutions.
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    OMG you guys are too much! Love the suggestions though!
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    And Mojo...Your dog is adorable!!!!!!!!!!!:flowerforyou:
  • blukitten
    blukitten Posts: 922 Member
    Is this another random thought forum,, oh sorry, wrong room

    :smile:
  • La_Malfaisante
    La_Malfaisante Posts: 1,509 Member
    You realize paper towels don't dissolve and plug up the sewer, right?


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  • samco66
    samco66 Posts: 126 Member
    And Mojo...Your dog is adorable!!!!!!!!!!!:flowerforyou:



    i agree, cute dog!! :)

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