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Are you nice to your water?

earlnabby
earlnabby Posts: 8,171 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
I'll just leave this here: http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/gwyneth-paltrow-thinks-negative-words-and-sounds-can-hurt-waters-feelings/story-fn907478-1226943092134

I need to start talking to my water but I will do it after I start talking to my plants.

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  • Onederchic
    Onederchic Posts: 128 Member
    I usually spank my water.
  • SomeNights246
    SomeNights246 Posts: 807 Member
    I usually spank my water.

    Spank it?

    Everyone knows that yelling is more effective. Hurts it emotionally.
  • bekahlou75
    bekahlou75 Posts: 304 Member
    Ha ha....I opened this because I thought you had misspelled waiter! too funny
  • _Zardoz_
    _Zardoz_ Posts: 3,987 Member
    I boil mine then pass through ground beans. Do you think it's angry with me?
  • Onederchic
    Onederchic Posts: 128 Member
    I usually spank my water.

    Spank it?

    Everyone knows that yelling is more effective. Hurts it emotionally.
    Thanks for the tip. I'll go try it now.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    gwyneth paltrow is a hole.
  • williams969
    williams969 Posts: 2,528 Member
    No, I'm very, very mean to my water. Curse you water, Y U no taste like Hawaiian Fruit Punch? Except for the water that makes my coffee. Then I talk dirty to it. Oh yeah baby, I'm totally gonna drink you up!

    ETA: Er, I'll stop right there :blushing: :laugh:
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    Well homeopaths swear that water has a good memory.....

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