There are awesome guys on MFP

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I have always had trouble finding guy friends IRL as most guys I have encountered seem to be into the whole chest thumping, wannabe alpha, gotta bang da chicks category. I find this to be annoying and tend to avoid those types because it just doesnt fit with who I am.

    While most of the guys here are also like that, there are also a few that are laid back, easy going, and have a great sense of humor. These types are just easy and natural to get along with. I call many of them friends on here and think they kick some serious *kitten*! :drinker:

    i assume if i were included in this, you would have said yes WHEN I PUBLICLY ASKED YOU TO DANCE TO BRYAN ADAMS WITH ME!!!!!

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    I told you that my only dance moves are twerking!!

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    That is the gif I learned from!
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    You know how I know you're gay, Seth??

    :wink:





    ***RELAX PEOPLE!!! IT'S A JOKE****

    because you have a bumper sticker on your car that says 'i like balls'?

    because you took a job at UPS so you could work with packages?

    because i watched you make a spinach dip in a sourdough bread bowl?

    because you wear raspberry-flavored chapstick?
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    You know how I know you're gay, Seth??

    :wink:





    ***RELAX PEOPLE!!! IT'S A JOKE****

    because you have a bumper sticker on your car that says 'i like balls'?

    because you took a job at UPS so you could work with packages?

    because i watched you make a spinach dip in a sourdough bread bowl?

    because you wear raspberry-flavored chapstick?

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  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    You know how I know you're gay, Seth??

    :wink:





    ***RELAX PEOPLE!!! IT'S A JOKE****

    because you have a bumper sticker on your car that says 'i like balls'?

    because you took a job at UPS so you could work with packages?

    because i watched you make a spinach dip in a sourdough bread bowl?

    because you wear raspberry-flavored chapstick?

    because youre gay, and you can tell who other gay people are?
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Bro I don't know what you talking about brah. Someday I'm going to have my own club with curl machines at every table. Get dat swwwwweeet bicep pump, pull all the chica yeah brah


    brah

    OK, I am going to be the stupid girl and ask...

    Why is the bicep curl such a running joke? Is it an ineffective exercise? Is it like... dudes that don't do leg day? Someone help me out. I'm too dumb to figure this one out all on my own.

    A lot of the "alpha" type guys do only upper body at the gym with a typical emphasis on curling. This is because a large majority of women like nice arms. So they target this area to attract a mate. More effective than bedazzling themselves and cawing at them.


    Interesting... So, sort of like why I vajazzle my coin purse.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    I have always had trouble finding guy friends IRL as most guys I have encountered seem to be into the whole chest thumping, wannabe alpha, gotta bang da chicks category. I find this to be annoying and tend to avoid those types because it just doesnt fit with who I am.

    While most of the guys here are also like that, there are also a few that are laid back, easy going, and have a great sense of humor. These types are just easy and natural to get along with. I call many of them friends on here and think they kick some serious *kitten*! :drinker:

    i assume if i were included in this, you would have said yes WHEN I PUBLICLY ASKED YOU TO DANCE TO BRYAN ADAMS WITH ME!!!!!

    tumblr_ljmnvbvUFc1qj17kmo1_500.gif

    I told you that my only dance moves are twerking!!

    6un73.gif

    That is the gif I learned from!

    Gif or it didn't happen.

    As for great guys, at least a couple in this thread are true stand-up, quality people. Even if they do have penises.
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member

    Interesting... So, sort of like why I vajazzle my coin purse.

    I didn't realize you were a grandmother.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    You know how I know you're gay, Seth??

    :wink:





    ***RELAX PEOPLE!!! IT'S A JOKE****

    because you have a bumper sticker on your car that says 'i like balls'?

    because you took a job at UPS so you could work with packages?

    because i watched you make a spinach dip in a sourdough bread bowl?

    because you wear raspberry-flavored chapstick?

    because youre gay, and you can tell who other gay people are?

    If by gay you mean the old English definition of 'fun, enjoyable and carefree,' then yes, I'm extremely gay.
  • iPlatano
    iPlatano Posts: 487 Member
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  • dlionsmane
    dlionsmane Posts: 674 Member
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    Dude I got work to do! This is NOT helping.

    Jesus it's hypnotic...

    Seriously... cannot.... stop... watching..... t...h...i...s.
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  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    Yes, there are a few with great personalities :)
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    yes, I'm extremely gay.

    1patientbear, stated on June 6, 2014.

    Noted for the record.

    QUOTED OUT OF CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!! SUING BRETTPGH_ FOR LIBEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Bro I don't know what you talking about brah. Someday I'm going to have my own club with curl machines at every table. Get dat swwwwweeet bicep pump, pull all the chica yeah brah


    brah

    OK, I am going to be the stupid girl and ask...

    Why is the bicep curl such a running joke? Is it an ineffective exercise? Is it like... dudes that don't do leg day? Someone help me out. I'm too dumb to figure this one out all on my own.

    Balance is the key to harmony.

    This is not harmony.
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    The dude in the upper left corner is especially making me gigglesnort :)
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I need to see this vajazzling.
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    FWIW You are a pretty cool guy yourself OP

    :fistbump: :awkward pat on the back: :sloppy wet kiss:


    Wait, what?
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    yes, I'm extremely gay.

    1patientbear, stated on June 6, 2014.

    Noted for the record.

    QUOTED OUT OF CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!! SUING BRETTPGH_ FOR LIBEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You wanna talk gay? At Spartan Esclo let me suck out of his hose....


    Love that Canadian *kitten*.

    You weird *kitten* freakin Yankees and Canadians.....
  • CharliesInCharge
    CharliesInCharge Posts: 278 Member
    this thread is very disturbing ;)
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    FWIW You are a pretty cool guy yourself OP

    :fistbump: :awkward pat on the back: :sloppy wet kiss:


    Wait, what?

    Let us cook dinner then take each other passionately!
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  • EricJonrosh
    EricJonrosh Posts: 823 Member
    why not

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  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    yes, I'm extremely gay.

    1patientbear, stated on June 6, 2014.

    Noted for the record.

    QUOTED OUT OF CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!! SUING BRETTPGH_ FOR LIBEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You wanna talk gay? At Spartan Esclo let me suck out of his hose....


    Love that Canadian *kitten*.

    You weird *kitten* freakin Yankees and Canadians.....

    I was going to die on a mountain in Nowhere, New York! That bearded, unintelligible, poutine loving *kitten* saved my life!

    You weren't there! You don't understand! Take your judgment elsewhere!

    :huh:

    You two still didn't have to share a sleeping bag. And y'all could have worn pants.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    why not

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    holy crap.....\m/
  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    yes, I'm extremely gay.

    1patientbear, stated on June 6, 2014.

    Noted for the record.

    QUOTED OUT OF CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!! SUING BRETTPGH_ FOR LIBEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You wanna talk gay? At Spartan Esclo let me suck out of his hose....


    Love that Canadian *kitten*.

    You weird *kitten* freakin Yankees and Canadians.....

    I was going to die on a mountain in Nowhere, New York! That bearded, unintelligible, poutine loving *kitten* saved my life!

    You weren't there! You don't understand! Take your judgment elsewhere!

    I did find it weird you wanted me to put a blindfold on and suck maple syrup out of a hose, but I'm Canadian and I can't say no to maple syrup!!! It was the worst maple syrup I've ever tasted though, and you wouldn't look me in the eyes the rest of the trip...
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    I was very entertained reading this.. On that note, I would have to say that the guys on my FL's are pretty fricken awesome! :drinker:
  • Tammer81
    Tammer81 Posts: 38 Member
    Agreed! Some of the guys here are pretty damn awesome!

    Yeah, I know; I happen to be one of them…
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    yes, I'm extremely gay.

    1patientbear, stated on June 6, 2014.

    Noted for the record.

    QUOTED OUT OF CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!! SUING BRETTPGH_ FOR LIBEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You wanna talk gay? At Spartan Esclo let me suck out of his hose....


    Love that Canadian *kitten*.

    You weird *kitten* freakin Yankees and Canadians.....

    I was going to die on a mountain in Nowhere, New York! That bearded, unintelligible, poutine loving *kitten* saved my life!

    You weren't there! You don't understand! Take your judgment elsewhere!

    I did find it weird you wanted me to put a blindfold on and suck maple syrup out of a hose, but I'm Canadian and I can't say no to maple syrup!!! It was the worst maple syrup I've ever tasted though, and you wouldn't look me in the eyes the rest of the trip...

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