There are awesome guys on MFP

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  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    yes, I'm extremely gay.

    1patientbear, stated on June 6, 2014.

    Noted for the record.

    QUOTED OUT OF CONTEXT!!!!!!!!!! SUING BRETTPGH_ FOR LIBEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You wanna talk gay? At Spartan Esclo let me suck out of his hose....


    Love that Canadian *kitten*.

    You weird *kitten* freakin Yankees and Canadians.....

    I was going to die on a mountain in Nowhere, New York! That bearded, unintelligible, poutine loving *kitten* saved my life!

    You weren't there! You don't understand! Take your judgment elsewhere!

    I did find it weird you wanted me to put a blindfold on and suck maple syrup out of a hose, but I'm Canadian and I can't say no to maple syrup!!! It was the worst maple syrup I've ever tasted though, and you wouldn't look me in the eyes the rest of the trip...

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    No cowboy hats. God please no cowboy hats.

    But I love a man in a cowboy hat! :bigsmile:
  • beastchick78
    beastchick78 Posts: 109
    Me too ;)....and that pic turns me on for some reason, lol
  • AthleticForties_wechanged
    AthleticForties_wechanged Posts: 611
    I'd like to think that my female dominated friend list would vouch that I'm one of the good ones. Right ladies?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I'd like to think that my female dominated friend list would vouch that I'm one of the good ones. Right ladies?

    I saw your friends list, sorry bro. :frown:
  • melb_alex
    melb_alex Posts: 1,154 Member
    I think it's very important to have same sex friends; bit of equality.

    I must admit I do add hot ladies :blushing:
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  • melb_alex
    melb_alex Posts: 1,154 Member
    Hope I'm one of them! :)

    oh sure you were added based on the premise of being a hot lady hahah :p
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  • JassiBear
    JassiBear Posts: 268 Member
    I have always had trouble finding guy friends IRL as most guys I have encountered seem to be into the whole chest thumping, wannabe alpha, gotta bang da chicks category. I find this to be annoying and tend to avoid those types because it just doesnt fit with who I am.

    While most of the guys here are also like that, there are also a few that are laid back, easy going, and have a great sense of humor. These types are just easy and natural to get along with. I call many of them friends on here and think they kick some serious *kitten*! :drinker:

    I prefer guys who AREN'T *kitten*...... and I think the chest beating alpha male types are most susceptible to coming down with *kitten*-itis.
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  • Erin_goBrahScience
    Erin_goBrahScience Posts: 1,215 Member
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  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    I have always had trouble finding guy friends IRL as most guys I have encountered seem to be into the whole chest thumping, wannabe alpha, gotta bang da chicks category. I find this to be annoying and tend to avoid those types because it just doesnt fit with who I am.

    While most of the guys here are also like that, there are also a few that are laid back, easy going, and have a great sense of humor. These types are just easy and natural to get along with. I call many of them friends on here and think they kick some serious *kitten*! :drinker:

    i assume if i were included in this, you would have said yes WHEN I PUBLICLY ASKED YOU TO DANCE TO BRYAN ADAMS WITH ME!!!!!

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    I told you that my only dance moves are twerking!!

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    I had time to read through the pages of this thread...but then I wasted all the available time watching this .gif






    and still not sure how to make my *kitten* do that...
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    number of mentions of my username = 0

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  • amwbox
    amwbox Posts: 576 Member
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  • moij0
    moij0 Posts: 87
    :noway: hahaha :laugh:
  • _Pseudonymous_
    _Pseudonymous_ Posts: 1,671 Member
    number of mentions of my username = 0

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    Awww you are one of my all time favorites. :flowerforyou:
  • Brownsbacker4evr
    Brownsbacker4evr Posts: 365 Member
    You know how I know you're gay, Seth??

    :wink:





    ***RELAX PEOPLE!!! IT'S A JOKE****

    Because you once macrame'd yourself a pair of shorts
    Because you like Coldplay

    Know how I know you're gay?
    You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says, "I like it when balls are in my face."
  • st0rmagedd0n
    st0rmagedd0n Posts: 417 Member

    A lot of the "alpha" type guys do only upper body at the gym with a typical emphasis on curling. This is because a large majority of women like nice arms. So they target this area to attract a mate. More effective than bedazzling themselves and cawing at them.

    And this is their fatal error. Little do the douchebros know that the true way to a woman's heart is crudely imitated birdsong and hot gluing *kitten* to other *kitten*.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    number of mentions of my username = 0

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    Awww you are one of my all time favorites. :flowerforyou:

    Mine too!! :flowerforyou:
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member

    A lot of the "alpha" type guys do only upper body at the gym with a typical emphasis on curling. This is because a large majority of women like nice arms. So they target this area to attract a mate. More effective than bedazzling themselves and cawing at them.

    And this is their fatal error. Little do the douchebros know that the true way to a woman's heart is crudely imitated birdsong and hot gluing *kitten* to other *kitten*.

    Hot glue? Wow. Society has hit a new low for the standards of men.
  • Mischievous_Rascal
    Mischievous_Rascal Posts: 1,791 Member

    A lot of the "alpha" type guys do only upper body at the gym with a typical emphasis on curling. This is because a large majority of women like nice arms. So they target this area to attract a mate. More effective than bedazzling themselves and cawing at them.

    And this is their fatal error. Little do the douchebros know that the true way to a woman's heart is crudely imitated birdsong and hot gluing *kitten* to other *kitten*.

    Hot glue? Wow. Society has hit a new low for the standards of men.


    Sweetheart, you have NO idea how low it can go...
  • Tydeclare44
    Tydeclare44 Posts: 572 Member
    So true, some good people on here
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member

    A lot of the "alpha" type guys do only upper body at the gym with a typical emphasis on curling. This is because a large majority of women like nice arms. So they target this area to attract a mate. More effective than bedazzling themselves and cawing at them.

    And this is their fatal error. Little do the douchebros know that the true way to a woman's heart is crudely imitated birdsong and hot gluing *kitten* to other *kitten*.

    Hot glue? Wow. Society has hit a new low for the standards of men.


    Sweetheart, you have NO idea how low it can go...

    Someone should make a campaign that real men shop at Michaels. then, rather than Home Depot. No?
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
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    Totally kidding. I agree. There are some awesome guys on here.


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  • leadslinger17
    leadslinger17 Posts: 297 Member
    In for internet friends.

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