Water makes you bloat.

Asherah29
Asherah29 Posts: 354 Member
in Food and Nutrition
Yes, yes you folks heard it here first. Fresh off a "new study" and quite forcefully presented by an intelligent woman on Facebook. Water makes you bloat. Drink all the cokes!!!!

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  • jbsoulmates
    jbsoulmates Posts: 9 Member
    Bahahahahahaha!!! Haven't had a soda in God knows how long!
  • Asherah29
    Asherah29 Posts: 354 Member
    Me either. I'll have a Dr pepper once in a blue moon.
  • mrsemmypants
    mrsemmypants Posts: 44 Member
    I know people who would believe this... I don't miss soda, talk about feeling bloated, yuck! I do miss the taste, but none the less lol
  • fit_gal
    fit_gal Posts: 167
    Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.
    Rum and ice will ruin your liver.
    Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart.
    Gin and ice will ruin your brain.
    Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth.
    ...
    That darn ice ruins everything!
  • 1princesswarrior
    1princesswarrior Posts: 1,242 Member
    That's why I haven't lost weight in a month!!! Because I drink so much water, finally something to blame besides myself. (Insert sarcasm font)
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    Love pop drink it everyday. Water is a necessary evil I guess. And gives the fish somewhere to pee.
  • Asherah29
    Asherah29 Posts: 354 Member
    Water is obviously the common thread in weight gain. I mean everyone drinks water...
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    Water is a common thread in death. Everyone who drinks it dies.
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  • rowlandsw
    rowlandsw Posts: 1,166 Member
    I bloat when i drink soda or water so it doesn't matter as i have to take my water pill either way.
  • dakotababy
    dakotababy Posts: 2,407 Member
    What is so wrong with bloat? It is just a natural thing bodies do. I cant believe people go gluten-free or soda-free to avoid bloat.
  • MeadowSong
    MeadowSong Posts: 171 Member
    I'm see it was published and I'm sure it was peer-reviewed. On Facebook, by her Facebook peers! So it MUST be true. Pass the Diet Cokes for Health!
  • missiontofitness
    missiontofitness Posts: 4,059 Member
    Water makes you gain water weight.
    Ban water!
  • Asherah29
    Asherah29 Posts: 354 Member
    I have the plan! Nobody drink water ever again! Problem Solved, problem staying solved...
  • uchube
    uchube Posts: 44
    seems like an appropriate thread to chime in with this q:

    anyone know why if i'm chronically bloated and masses of water doesnt help, the bloating dissipated when i take a diet coke? is it a salt imbalance/hyperhydrosis issue that the sodium remedies?
  • sjaplo
    sjaplo Posts: 974 Member
    I'm not drinking water - fish have sex in water.

    Started drinking flavoured club soda, just club soda and natural flavours - grapefruit and cranberry. Makes a change from tea.
  • stacw1987
    stacw1987 Posts: 206 Member
    It changes for me all the time! Sometimes it helps then other times it bloats me really bad! I have not drank a fizzy drink for ages however with this new study I may just grab myself a ginger beer. haha just kidding! Lovely taste though…. :sad: :laugh:
  • iwannabinnarnia
    iwannabinnarnia Posts: 179 Member
    Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.
    Rum and ice will ruin your liver.
    Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart.
    Gin and ice will ruin your brain.
    Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth.
    ...
    That darn ice ruins everything!

    :laugh: I'll start telling my waitress to put my ice on the side...

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