What is the person above hiding in their closet?

Grandma's homemade ice cream maker. GIVE IT BACK!

Santa's Elves

A suit case full of her old body parts which included a penis

A dead body

Her . boyfriend. Husband just came home

Her hs sweetheart's Letterman jacket.

His wannabe girlfriend.

The guy she has been Facebook stalking for a year.

It's been a year and a half, but whatever.

stack of bibles.

Tea:)