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  • Lilly_the_Hillbilly
    Lilly_the_Hillbilly Posts: 914 Member
    It's soo quiet now. I'm going to go read a book.
  • cowbellsandcoffee
    cowbellsandcoffee Posts: 2,975 Member
    More iced coffee.
  • SugarFreeV510
    SugarFreeV510 Posts: 11
    I wish I could pee my pants.
  • BeautifulSoul705
    BeautifulSoul705 Posts: 123 Member
    I want Starbucks!
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
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  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I wish I could pee my pants.
    What's stopping you?
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    I wish I could pee my pants.
    What's stopping you?

    No worries, pants are way overrated.
  • ErinMcMom
    ErinMcMom Posts: 228 Member
    Peanut butter is like clothing for toast.


    Was that random enough?
  • AubrieJo328
    AubrieJo328 Posts: 35 Member
    ^this but nutella is its sexy black dress, well its brown but u get what i'm saying. mmmmmmmmmm
  • SnuggleSmacks
    SnuggleSmacks Posts: 3,731 Member
    Peanut butter is like clothing for toast.


    Was that random enough?

    Would cashew or hazelnut butter be like fancy dress, black tie clothing?
  • ErinMcMom
    ErinMcMom Posts: 228 Member
    Peanut butter is like clothing for toast.


    Was that random enough?

    Would cashew or hazelnut butter be like fancy dress, black tie clothing?

    Almond butter is for black tie affairs only. Nutella is like comfy sweats for the weekend.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    Cucumbers give me bad gas! :cry:
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    Really missing my SO. He's working 9 hours away :cry:
  • runforestrun35
    runforestrun35 Posts: 480 Member
    I would much rather be running and outside than stuck in this office.
  • JD2006
    JD2006 Posts: 791 Member
    Not really a random thought, but an embarrassing story for your entertainment.

    So I went for a run earlier today. I live by a cemetary. While I was coming up over a hill, this bug/spawn of satan started swarming my head. I swatted it away, and it kept circling my head. So I increased my pace, you know...hoping to run from it. All while swinging my arms like a lunatic, trying to get it to leave. Finally Id had enough. I yelled out, super loud "get away from me you little ****!!"....and as I neared the top of the hill, I saw that there was a family having a funeral. And I had to walk by them twice, due to the way the cemetary is set up. Yep....Im an @$$.
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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  • daveymac31
    daveymac31 Posts: 118
    My balls are itchy, and I'm with a customer.
  • TheNewPriceIsLoading
    TheNewPriceIsLoading Posts: 2,135 Member
    Not really a random thought, but an embarrassing story for your entertainment.

    So I went for a run earlier today. I live by a cemetary. While I was coming up over a hill, this bug/spawn of satan started swarming my head. I swatted it away, and it kept circling my head. So I increased my pace, you know...hoping to run from it. All while swinging my arms like a lunatic, trying to get it to leave. Finally Id had enough. I yelled out, super loud "get away from me you little ****!!"....and as I neared the top of the hill, I saw that there was a family having a funeral. And I had to walk by them twice, due to the way the cemetary is set up. Yep....Im an @$$.

    Sounds like Spawn of Satan Bug was trying to tell you something. ;)
  • kids183
    kids183 Posts: 204 Member
    My balls are itchy, and I'm with a customer.

    You're hilarious!
  • moya_rargh
    moya_rargh Posts: 1,473 Member
    I wonder if oranges are called oranges because they are orange, or the colour orange is called orange because it's the same colour as an orange.
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  • jtrack3d
    jtrack3d Posts: 91
    Since dogs have a better sense of smell why are they so interested in the smell of poop.
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
    Home ownership is NOT all it's cracked up to be. :(
  • totaldetermination
    totaldetermination Posts: 1,184 Member
    A bird can fly.

    But a fly can't bird.

    - based on Pooh
  • Crochetluvr
    Crochetluvr Posts: 3,281 Member
    I wish we only sweat when we were sitting around...not when we exercise.
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    I wonder if I should give my neighbor an upper-decker?
  • hebronc28
    hebronc28 Posts: 32 Member
    Is it Friday yet? Yea Yea I know we just left the weekend, but I'm ready again! :)
  • Amanda_Gx6
    Amanda_Gx6 Posts: 320 Member
    How come we can't describe the taste of water?
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  • mortalkowgirl
    mortalkowgirl Posts: 134 Member
    How come we can't describe the taste of water?

    *Like* :drinker:

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