Advise on doing a detox cleanse

Water.

Water

Water,


Pretty simple and extremely cheap.

I can't find a good funny gif for it but that's what your organs are for.

I'll just leave this here: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1159755-looking-for-a-detox-cleanse

This...always this. Always.

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Except my head is kinda like his only upside down.

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A detox cleanse?

So is that like detoxing from detoxes?

THAT would be a good idea.

Assuming you are human, with functioning liver and kidneys, you don't need to detox, other than from detoxes because there's nothing to detox you can detox on a detox.

I heard of this 1 'see food diet'

You see it, you eat it. Mmmm

Try a green detox smoothie.

Try a MyFitnessPal-endorsed green detox smoothie.

FIFY

*it'll release the heavy metals*

Wrong parsley.

Yeah, you're body can already do that, don't bother. If you're body isn't detoxing properly, you need to see a doctor.
That's not to say doing a day full of smoothies won't help motivate you, but it's not going to actually cleanse anything.

I suggest looking up the 7 day cleanse, I have done it before. Its a week long cleanse. Hope I helped