Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    She was a (skinny, attractive) couch potato
  • fr053n
    fr053n Posts: 2,793 Member
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    We were always competing
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,159 Member
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    Was looking for sugar daddy
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    We couldn't do anything together without me having to message her first.
  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
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    He was into little ...ummm... ladies and NOT Emu's... *sigh*
  • fr053n
    fr053n Posts: 2,793 Member
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    Was looking for sugar daddy

    ouch

    @raven creeped me out
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
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    She was too sweet and innocent to come to John Waters movies with me
  • L4manski
    L4manski Posts: 1,012 Member
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    She didn't like my ostrich
  • sculli123
    sculli123 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    He wouldn't play any Megadeth on his guitar. Oh and he's a dude.
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,159 Member
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    I got scared of him
  • fr053n
    fr053n Posts: 2,793 Member
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    his comebacks were better than mine
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,159 Member
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    Her cummings were better than mine
  • fr053n
    fr053n Posts: 2,793 Member
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    always had his mind in the gutter
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,159 Member
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    Didn't appreciate the homophones
  • fr053n
    fr053n Posts: 2,793 Member
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    he was too one sided
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    she runs too fast in the woods and doesn't fall nearly enough
  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
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    They tried to murder me one too many times. First time, shame on you. Second time, shame on me!
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
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    complained about my nature way too much
  • fr053n
    fr053n Posts: 2,793 Member
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    didnt go to therapy
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
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    She used me to get to my son

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