Wouldn't it be great if this was true!!

I got this email today and it brightened my day! Enjoy!:bigsmile:
*Kistinbee*

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're
generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and
you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and after that.....
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions -- central heating, room service on tap, and then....

You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.

I posted this FOREVER ago and thought it should be bumped back up for the new crowd!!! LOL!

~Kristin