In which we quote Python at each other.

dpwellman
dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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In honor of the upcoming reunion show, we can relive some fond memories by taunting each other with outrageous accents, listing all the things that go with spam, or maybe even something completely different

Now. .

No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle!
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  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood.

    And therefore--?

    A witch!


    BURN HER......
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    no
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    Snakes scare me. "hissssssss"


    Wrong python?
  • BlueBombers
    BlueBombers Posts: 4,064 Member
    Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    Snakes scare me. "hissssssss"


    Wrong python?

    Dammit, AD! That's exactly what I came in here to say! :angry:
  • CoolDad67
    CoolDad67 Posts: 324 Member
    'Tis only a flesh wound.
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    Python of the Monty variety.
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    Can we have your liver, then?
  • markiend
    markiend Posts: 461 Member
    he's not the messiah... he's a very naughty boy
  • akoorn1982
    akoorn1982 Posts: 152 Member
    I don't think there's a punch-line scheduled, is there?
  • blazergrad
    blazergrad Posts: 603 Member
    How do you know so much about swallows?

    Well, you have to know these things when you're king, y'know.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
  • jemimasmum
    jemimasmum Posts: 249 Member
    3 shall be the number of the counting. 4 shalt we not count and 5 is right out.
  • dapunks
    dapunks Posts: 245 Member
    This is an ex-parrot.
  • blazergrad
    blazergrad Posts: 603 Member
    Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.........
    He's got huge, sharp-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    NE!!
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    In the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing.
  • _Stardust_
    _Stardust_ Posts: 124 Member
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  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    But I don't like her.

    Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
  • luvcookiemonster
    luvcookiemonster Posts: 237
    Oh,look. There's some lovely filth over here.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    Brave Sir Robin ran away.
    Bravely ran away, away!
    When danger reared its ugly head,
    He bravely turned his tail and fled.
    Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
    And gallantly he chickened out.
    Bravely taking to his feet
    He beat a very brave retreat,
    Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
  • KaelaLee88
    KaelaLee88 Posts: 229 Member
    Brave, Brave Sir Robin, Brave Sir Robin ran away! Bravely ran away away...

    Kaela x
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
    Brave, Brave Sir Robin, Brave Sir Robin ran away! Bravely ran away away...

    Kaela x

    I didn't......
  • DivineChoices
    DivineChoices Posts: 193 Member
    Run away!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    We are no longer the knights who say NI!. . We are now the knights who say ekiekiekiekikapiiiiingglbflfff. .. Now you must chop down the largest tree in the forest with.. A HERRING!
  • Kadoober
    Kadoober Posts: 289 Member
    I chop down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra.
    I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa!
  • luvcookiemonster
    luvcookiemonster Posts: 237
    "If she weighs the same as a duck... she's made of wood... (and therefore) a witch!"
  • Kadoober
    Kadoober Posts: 289 Member
    If, a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate....

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