world cup = lady porn

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  • melb_alex
    melb_alex Posts: 1,154 Member
    Oh yeah...

    The Spanish team..
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/reasons-the-spanish-world-cup-team-is-definitively-the-ho?sub=3325566_3127863

    on behalf of myself THANK YOU I just circulated this to some ladies

    wow some hot talent there; flawless faces! <3

    :tongue:
  • EricJonrosh
    EricJonrosh Posts: 823 Member
    Oh yeah...

    The Spanish team..
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/reasons-the-spanish-world-cup-team-is-definitively-the-ho?sub=3325566_3127863

    on behalf of myself THANK YOU I just circulated this to some ladies

    wow some hot talent there; flawless faces! <3

    :tongue:

    realize that article was written by a DUDE!
  • Booksandbeaches
    Booksandbeaches Posts: 1,791 Member
    Oh yeah...

    The Spanish team..
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/reasons-the-spanish-world-cup-team-is-definitively-the-ho?sub=3325566_3127863

    on behalf of myself THANK YOU I just circulated this to some ladies

    wow some hot talent there; flawless faces! <3

    :tongue:

    realize that article was written by a DUDE!

    So?
  • runforestrun35
    runforestrun35 Posts: 480 Member
    Why do you think I grab the treadmill at the gym directly in front of the TV w/the matches on??? Gives me something to run towards.... Lol
  • Elektrolyfe
    Elektrolyfe Posts: 151 Member
    The only one with a decent physique would be Ronaldo.
  • MadTownD
    MadTownD Posts: 149 Member
    Oh yeah...

    The Spanish team..
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/reasons-the-spanish-world-cup-team-is-definitively-the-ho?sub=3325566_3127863

    on behalf of myself THANK YOU I just circulated this to some ladies

    wow some hot talent there; flawless faces! <3

    :tongue:

    realize that article was written by a DUDE!

    Yes... and some people are gay. Get over it.

    And... God Bless Spain, indeed! Although, from the looks of it, he already has. Many, many times. :-)
  • KseRz
    KseRz Posts: 980 Member
    After discussing this with my female friends, they have determIned this worldwide event to be international lady porn. The majority of those men are young, good looking, and have tree trunks for legs. It behooves you to watch ladies..

    IFIFY
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    Why do you think I grab the treadmill at the gym directly in front of the TV w/the matches on??? Gives me something to run towards.... Lol

    :laugh:
  • Squidgeypaws007
    Squidgeypaws007 Posts: 1,012 Member
    Especially when it's raining.....with the light coloured shirts... :laugh:
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
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  • raisealittlehell
    raisealittlehell Posts: 341 Member
    In for men who cry when they scrape their knees.








    I went there.

    I feel the same way. Not to say that they aren't great athletes but seriously? You fell down, someone slide tackled you. Unless your sh*ts broken, get up and shake it off. (and yes, I have played the sport and gotten injured as well, suck it up!)

    Besides that- they are nice eye candy.
  • CaptainJAG_37
    CaptainJAG_37 Posts: 134
    I'm simply stunned that in this entire thread, nobody has commended the OP on his use of the word "behoove".

    I enjoy the theatrics of futbol, calchio, soccer or whatever you want to call it. As well, I am man enough to admit I've got a bit of a mancrush on Becks, but I cannot let this oversight continue.

    Here's to you, OP. I applaud your well placed and well used "behoove"
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    I know I would watch a lot more soccer if they all played shirtless.
  • HuggyBeahr
    HuggyBeahr Posts: 259
    I'm simply stunned that in this entire thread, nobody has commended the OP on his use of the word "behoove".

    I enjoy the theatrics of futbol, calchio, soccer or whatever you want to call it. As well, I am man enough to admit I've got a bit of a mancrush on Becks, but I cannot let this oversight continue.

    Here's to you, OP. I applaud your well placed and well used "behoove"

    Thanks cap'n.
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    I'm really surprised no one has mentioned Uruguay's jersey choice for this Cup.

    uruguay-players-stunned-by-costa-ricans.jpg?w=600

    If they were any tighter, they might as well be topless!
  • rebalee8
    rebalee8 Posts: 161 Member
    Oh yeah...

    The Spanish team..
    http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/reasons-the-spanish-world-cup-team-is-definitively-the-ho?sub=3325566_3127863

    I have been telling my friends for years that I would like to live in Spain. And they always ask: "Why Spain?"

    And I'm like: Exhibit A: Spanish footballers
  • MinervaShine
    MinervaShine Posts: 31
    I'm probably in the minority here but I'm waiting until next year for my gratuitous bout of lady porn, when the real world cup starts. (The exciting one where the men are men and England actually stand a chance of winning!) :D

    rugby-haka_1738155i.jpg

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I dated a soccer player once... fantastic legs!!

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  • jasonmh630
    jasonmh630 Posts: 2,850 Member
    Soccer is THE sexiest sport.

    Sorry, that title goes to women's beach volleyball. :P
  • silverstarrlyte
    silverstarrlyte Posts: 83 Member
    hmmmmm. I might start watching soccer...
  • TJ_Rugger
    TJ_Rugger Posts: 166 Member
    I'm probably in the minority here but I'm waiting until next year for my gratuitous bout of lady porn, when the real world cup starts. (The exciting one where the men are men and England actually stand a chance of winning!) :D

    rugby-haka_1738155i.jpg

    1958536_692113720825343_8491831166267609189_n.jpg


    Yep! Been playing for 12 years.... tell me again how much pain you're in because the other little man tripped you?

    That being said... I prefer watching soccer (futbol) over American Football... American football bores me.
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    score.jpg

    :laugh:
  • Redheadllena
    Redheadllena Posts: 353 Member
    Oh yes it is!! :love: The keepers are my faves, so HOT!
  • bepeejaye
    bepeejaye Posts: 775 Member
    Yes...the real football....the pecs....the biceps....aahhhh....Glad baby Becks is nowhere near the sport - neither playing for England nor the USA! Wohoo!!!

    Oh, I go for Rugby games for the same reason, of course, lol!!!
  • Inkratlet
    Inkratlet Posts: 613 Member
    Gotta+love+the+IT+crowd.+Long+story+short+football+soccer+is_0d1f2f_4796462.gif

    OMG I love the IT Crowd :laugh:
  • Inkratlet
    Inkratlet Posts: 613 Member
    I'm probably in the minority here but I'm waiting until next year for my gratuitous bout of lady porn, when the real world cup starts. (The exciting one where the men are men and England actually stand a chance of winning!) :D

    rugby-haka_1738155i.jpg

    1958536_692113720825343_8491831166267609189_n.jpg

    This ^^

    Not really keen on pretty boys and drama queens. I find rugby players 100 times more attractive but I have to admit I don't watch that either. Just not into watching sports.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    I'm really surprised no one has mentioned Uruguay's jersey choice for this Cup.

    uruguay-players-stunned-by-costa-ricans.jpg?w=600

    If they were any tighter, they might as well be topless!

    I see nips!
  • JenD1066
    JenD1066 Posts: 298 Member
    I pick the winning team based on how cute they are. Accurate 81.3% of the time. Of course, if roster hotness were the only measure- they would just give it to Uruguay! (Nicholas Lodeiro, Martin Silva, Diego Lugano....)
  • benaddict
    benaddict Posts: 1,381 Member
    You know what's fun? People coming into a soccer/football thread to say they don't watch soccer/football. Oh wait, did I say fun? I meant stupid.

    I don't watch soccer/football most of the time, and I prefer American football as a sport, but I love the World Cup! And as has previously been explained, when the players dive (pretend to be hurt worse than they are), it's a strategy to get the ref's attention (or get a hot-head Portuguese player to headbutt you and get himself red-carded, haha) and get a penalty called on the other team. Most of the time they pop back up and go right back to playing once the ref makes a decision.

    But yes, they are super hot... I love the ones with big crazy hair!

    David+Luiz+Brazil+v+Japan+Group+FIFA+Confederations+PFm9mQz-5Nll.jpg

    David+Luiz+Scotland+v+Brazil+International+dBhyoIEjlEjl.jpg
  • FitMolly182
    FitMolly182 Posts: 303 Member
    my faince is really into the World Cup, and hates that nobody really wants to watch it with him, so yesterday I was feeling deadly sick and invited him over to watch one of the games. I definitely didn't mind as much as I thought I would lol.

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