I'VE LOST AN ELEPHANTS PENIS!

Is that how much one of those weighs? :laugh:

Congratulations! :happy:

Thanks for the laugh!! Congrats on losing your elephant's penis!! :laugh:

Frankly, I think all of us should start measuring our success by animal genitalia.

Hahaha! Really ? They have a 60lb penis?

Congratulations!

I clicked on this thread because I thought an elephant's penis was missing. I'm a little disappointed but congratulations on your success!

Or 60 guinea pigs, 20 human brains, 12 Chihuahuas, 10 human skins (ewww/creepy), 3 tires ...... :bigsmile: Awesome! yay you!

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

My very first thought...sounds like a personal problem..and "nothing like tooting one's own horn!"

That elephant TRUSTED you and you lost it!!

Have you checked down the back of the couch?

Super post, thanks for making my morning start with a giggle!

:laugh: that's funny and well done :flowerforyou:

Congrats to you!! that is awesome and I cant wait til the day when I can say the same.

and thank you for answering the question of how much an elephants penis weighs. the not knowing was making me crazy!

Wow, your penis must be HUGE. Lol

What were you doing with one in the first place? Sicko.

Love this a LOT !! WELL DONE on an awesome loss.