I'VE LOST AN ELEPHANTS PENIS!
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noturningback91
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60lbs gone! That is all
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Is that how much one of those weighs? :laugh:
Congratulations! :happy:0 -
Isn't the elephant kind of upset about that?
Seriously, congrats. Here's a flower. :flowerforyou: And a toast! :drinker:0 -
Thanks for the laugh!! Congrats on losing your elephant's penis!! :laugh:0
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bahahaha that's great! Way to go!0
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Frankly, I think all of us should start measuring our success by animal genitalia.0
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I honestly don't think I've ever heard it put any better!!
Congratulations!!0 -
Hahaha! Really ? They have a 60lb penis?
Congratulations!0 -
Frankly, I think all of us should start measuring our success by animal genitalia.
^ ^ good idea!0 -
I clicked on this thread because I thought an elephant's penis was missing. I'm a little disappointed but congratulations on your success!0
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Hey size doesn't matter.....
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Or 60 guinea pigs, 20 human brains, 12 Chihuahuas, 10 human skins (ewww/creepy), 3 tires ...... :bigsmile: Awesome! yay you!
1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
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Congrats on the loss....Thank you for the giggle....and I hope I too can lose one of those someday!!! Right now I am probably just at a .... forget it...not even going there. :blushing:0
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My very first thought...sounds like a personal problem..and "nothing like tooting one's own horn!"0
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I hope you find your elephant penis.0
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That elephant TRUSTED you and you lost it!!0
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That's the best topic I've ever seen here! Congratulations!0
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Have you checked down the back of the couch?0
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That's AWESOME!! Congratulations!!0
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Super post, thanks for making my morning start with a giggle!0
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Congrats it all pays off.0
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