If the person above me was at my house I would______?

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  • AlistairBernardNormal
    AlistairBernardNormal Posts: 989 Member
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    Interesting. I believe I am up to the challenge.
  • DBoone85
    DBoone85 Posts: 916 Member
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    Put my pants back on.
  • KatieKat1979
    KatieKat1979 Posts: 470 Member
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    Make him a protein drink from all that running
  • dym123
    dym123 Posts: 1,670 Member
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    Sic my dog on him and watch her lick him to death.
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
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    Lock up that dog
  • LoneWolf_70
    LoneWolf_70 Posts: 1,151 Member
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    id lock the damn door.
  • Tla0126
    Tla0126 Posts: 207 Member
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    ask him why he looks so serious...
  • LoneWolf_70
    LoneWolf_70 Posts: 1,151 Member
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    ask him why he looks so serious...

    tell her Tinker is in my house and im gonna @#)$*#)$(*@#)($*@#)($
  • Tla0126
    Tla0126 Posts: 207 Member
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    tell him that he's going to have to speak in English - I can't help you if I don't understand the words coming out of your mouth
  • LoneWolf_70
    LoneWolf_70 Posts: 1,151 Member
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    tell him that he's going to have to speak in English - I can't help you if I don't understand the words coming out of your mouth

    Sprechen ze Deutsche?
  • Tla0126
    Tla0126 Posts: 207 Member
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    Teach him to speak Texan
  • LoneWolf_70
    LoneWolf_70 Posts: 1,151 Member
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    Teach him to speak Texan

    now, Honey, you should know i luv 'merica.
  • sassyN1989
    sassyN1989 Posts: 424
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    no idea how about dinner
  • phinphanbill26
    phinphanbill26 Posts: 574 Member
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    Make her breakfast.
  • sassyN1989
    sassyN1989 Posts: 424
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    looks like I am eating breakfast.
  • JonnyMacAwesome
    JonnyMacAwesome Posts: 770 Member
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    Offer a beverage...it's the polite thing to do.
  • serendipitys1003
    serendipitys1003 Posts: 88 Member
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    Ask her to pack the cooler for the swim meet because....I just don't feel like it.
  • Thatbigaussieguy
    Thatbigaussieguy Posts: 132 Member
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    Pour a wine, sit back and listen to whatever she had to say...
  • borst13
    borst13 Posts: 1,826 Member
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    since he's already on my couch watching little britain....i'd have to ask him to lift his feet so I could vacuum
  • Thatbigaussieguy
    Thatbigaussieguy Posts: 132 Member
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    Show her my collection of Hasselhoff portraits