Creepiest list of "Real couple habits" ever...?

oregonzoo
oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
edited February 25 in Chit-Chat
http://pulptastic.com/24-real-life-habits-actual-couples/

There is some real creepy stuff mixed in here with normal common sense junk.

No, No. I am a 35 year old woman. I don't want my toothbrush prepared for me.

I don't want you to send me photos you took of me in my sleep last night.
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  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
    They forgot "dress like twins and go to an amusement park"
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    They forgot "dress like twins and go to an amusement park"
    we really need to do that more often, boo.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    Yeah... I just want my husband to not use my toothbrush... that would be great... and I'm sorry, but the whole "spend time together early in the morning thing"... yeah, ain't happening... our sleep schedules are not even close to be in sync enough to do that.
  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
    That's a pretty fru-fru list if you ask me. But what do I know.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    Does a Dutch Oven count for #8?
  • JonnyMacAwesome
    JonnyMacAwesome Posts: 770 Member
    Yeah... I just want my husband to not use my toothbrush... that would be great... and I'm sorry, but the whole "spend time together early in the morning thing"... yeah, ain't happening... our sleep schedules are not even close to be in sync enough to do that.

    I hear ya there. My wife sleeps in till around 8 or 9, depending on when the baby wakes up, and I am up at 6...up at 5 during the week.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Does a Dutch Oven count for #8?

    We will NEVER igloo.


    And don't even think of waking me up early for more morning time. Just slap me on the *kitten* and GTFO.


    I'm not sorry. Thank you for understanding.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    #11? Already Done!
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  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    #19... Yeah we have children and pets. It's a free for all and if you're not quick, you go hungry for the night.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Lay down together and just talk?!!!!! Bah
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    @22
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  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Don't be touchin' my toothbrush.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    I could do without 80% of this list. Besides, I don't trust my husband with my toothbrush.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    I could do without 80% of this list. Besides, I don't trust my husband with my toothbrush.

    Hummmmm. *gets ideas*

    Wait!!!!! What did you do to my toothbrush and when?!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I think the message behind the toothbrush was "Brush your damn teeth, woman!"
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    @24
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  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    some of it was sweet, but you ask me to sleep less than now and he will be single..... well, once I find him, lmfao!
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    This needs to be added to the list:
    "Using his electric shaver on her pits and legs (or worse)."
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    I'm all for #21, the rest is just icky.
  • teresamwhite
    teresamwhite Posts: 947 Member


    And don't even think of waking me up early for more morning time. Just slap me on the *kitten* and GTFO.


    +1
  • Rogiefreida
    Rogiefreida Posts: 567 Member
    Seriously, there is no way that my hubs can prepare my toothbrush, and vice versa. It's one of the few off limit things in our relationship.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
    I used to repeatedly do #1 for a very special lady. Then one time she stepped out of the shower while I was doing it. She was all, "How the eff did you get in my bathroom. Please don't rape me, just take my purse and leave!". I was heart broken, so I bought an ice cream sundae at the DQ with the $20 in that ratty old purse.
  • andeey
    andeey Posts: 709 Member
    So why does #21 say you do in alone and he's got her in an arm bar while he's playing his game?
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    I could do without 80% of this list. Besides, I don't trust my husband with my toothbrush.

    Hummmmm. *gets ideas*

    Wait!!!!! What did you do to my toothbrush and when?!

    heh
  • oregonzoo
    oregonzoo Posts: 4,251 Member
    Seriously, there is no way that my hubs can prepare my toothbrush, and vice versa. It's one of the few off limit things in our relationship.

    Yes I like to think that just a few little boundaries are a good thing!
  • AsaThorsWoman
    AsaThorsWoman Posts: 2,303 Member
    Me & boyfriend do a lot of these.

    No igloos or toothbrush weirdness, though.

    Lots of #3

    A bit of #5

    #16

    #17

    #18

    #20

    #21

    #22 at least three times a week, sometimes more

    #23 about 15 minutes 5-6 times a week

    #24 moderately
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    So why does #21 say you do in alone and he's got her in an arm bar while he's playing his game?

    My husband and I will each be working on our own stuff but in the same room together/sharing space.... maybe they meant something like that?
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    Not creepy.

    Well intentioned, Does bring up one pervasive point: anyone can do grand romantic gesture and we expect it to work like a bank deposit.

    It isn't and it doesn't

    Keeping up with the little things, no matter what those are, is important.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    @22
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  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    Maybe I've been single for too long but...igloo? WTF?
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