new tactful way of saying someone is attractive...

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
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Can we just use PILF? Because technically that's what we mean anyway when we say or are asked if someone else is attractive. This way, instead of restrictions for "MILF" you get to include people of (most) all ages, genders, and orientations. Also, it would cut down on all the silly derivatives of MILF.

P=person

Who's with me?
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  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    but what if you want to screw a donkey in one of those shows in Tijuana?

    Then the P stands for pony?
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
    can the "P" stand for anything else??? bc that might get my attention.
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    I'll give it a shot. I'm getting less than positive reactions to my standard, "What's up with that *kitten*?"

    Don't you mean "dat azz"?
  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
    SAD...just very sad
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    That'd also work for Pat

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  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    can the "P" stand for anything else??? bc that might get my attention.

    AILF just gets awkward...and also still discriminates against plants, fungi, protozoans, eukaryotic bacteria and archaebacteria
  • MrsK20141004
    MrsK20141004 Posts: 489 Member
    And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.

    CILF? I'm unfamiliar.
  • MismatchedAlmonds
    MismatchedAlmonds Posts: 90 Member
    but what if you want to screw a donkey in one of those shows in Tijuana?

    Then the P stands for pony?

    Win. All the win.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I this is an excellent idea.
  • QuiznatoddBidness
    QuiznatoddBidness Posts: 602 Member
    And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.

    Don't forget GILF.

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  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
    can the "P" stand for anything else??? bc that might get my attention.

    AILF just gets awkward...and also still discriminates against plants, fungi, protozoans, eukaryotic bacteria and archaebacteria

    I was thinking more along the lines of "P" referring to something else.
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.

    CILF? I'm unfamiliar.

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  • Aliciaaah
    Aliciaaah Posts: 379 Member
    So much variety here...

    So many P's.

    So many F's.

    My go-to "Pecs I'd like to Fondle"
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    I'll give it a shot. I'm getting less than positive reactions to my standard, "What's up with that *kitten*?"

    :laugh: :laugh:

    Totally need to try that one
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    So much variety here...

    So many P's.

    So many F's.

    My go-to "Pecs I'd like to Fondle"

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  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.

    CILF? I'm unfamiliar.

    Cougar3.gif

    Good, because I was worried it was going to get awkward and a little uncomfortable in here.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.

    CILF? I'm unfamiliar.

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    that's a panther...PILF still works
  • sassyrayofsunshine
    sassyrayofsunshine Posts: 499 Member
    And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.

    CILF? I'm unfamiliar.

    Cougar3.gif

    Good, because I was worried it was going to get awkward and a little uncomfortable in here.

    lol, but it looks so cuddly
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
    And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.

    CILF? I'm unfamiliar.

    Cougar3.gif

    that's a panther...PILF still works

    Hrm. I thought they were kind of the same.

    In other news, I accidentally stumbled on a cougar dating site.
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.

    CILF? I'm unfamiliar.

    Cougar3.gif

    that's a panther...PILF still works

    Hrm. I thought they were kind of the same.

    In other news, I accidentally stumbled on a cougar dating site.

    "accidentally stumbled..." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Aliciaaah
    Aliciaaah Posts: 379 Member
    I can't say that any of the times I've stumbled onto a cougar dating site that it has ever been an accident. :love:
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    And here I spent so much time learning the difference between MILF, SILF, DILF and CILF.

    CILF? I'm unfamiliar.

    Cougar3.gif

    Good, because I was worried it was going to get awkward and a little uncomfortable in here.

    lol, but it looks so cuddly

    Whatever, I think you would shoot it.
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    So, my big question is, what does 'ILF' stand for? If I knew that, maybe I could figure out the rest...
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    So, my big question is, what does 'ILF' stand for? If I knew that, maybe I could figure out the rest...

    "I'd like to F***"
  • tristan299
    tristan299 Posts: 2,537 Member
    how about, marks out of 2, I'd give them 1. Think about it.
  • HerbertNenenger
    HerbertNenenger Posts: 453 Member
    All this PILF, DILF and MILF talk - blech. I'm so old school, I get turned on if someone actually spends the time and energy to stimulate me intellectually as opposed to sexually. So. very. old.

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