Why did you dump the person above you?

Asked for a spork at a fine dining restaurant... it was just so embarrassing..

She snorted when she laughed

wouldn't wear clothes around the house

stole my yellow sunglasses.

She thought I was too serious...

Always made me be the small spoon.

Didn't want to fork.

Didn't care for my individualism.

Her hair grew freakishly fast, thought she was a devil woman.

She wouldn't let me send nude pics to other people