What is the person above hiding in their closet?

"How to cook" for dummies book

wouldn't we all like to know, kniky sex toys perhaps

Guess we know what he hides in his closet ;P
(kinky sex toys)

lol nope it's boring nothing but clothes

me

Cloths that are too big lols

3 old hair dryers with burned out motors and a statue of a cat.

860 green tank tops

How did you know!!

A Home Ink Tattoo Kit

Hundreds of pictures of feet

No foot fetish here.

More fluorescent tank tops than any one woman should own.