What is the person above hiding in their closet?

Oh sorry, you're right. I needed my glasses. That "0" is actually a "3" (a little wiggle room for your toes is nice)

Much better! But why are you in my closet going through my shoes? They are clearly too big for yyou and I already told you that you can't barrow them!

@bcoop911 I spit out my coffee reading this!!!

Haha glad you got a laugh.

@Angelique: 2 tons of sugar packets

@Fr053n: ice skates covered in ketchup...

I was looking for that little black dress you had on the other night. You said no to the shoes, but never said I couldn't try on the dress.

Haha nice.... you don't even want to know what happened to that dress

a moonshiner lab (or whatever they call it)

Whips and handcuffs

@cheekies> it's in those eyes lol and clearly you have been in mine lol

Banana hammocks

lol at Banana Hammocks. Never owned one.

@Cheekies ankle cuffs too

My doctor and blood sugar would both have fits if I ate any of those sugar packets I'm supposed to have. You missed SO much interesting stuff in there. :bigsmile:

Oh sorry, you're right. I needed my glasses. That "0" is actually a "3" (a little wiggle room for your toes is nice)

Much better! But why are you in my closet going through my shoes? They are clearly too big for yyou and I already told you that you can't barrow them!

@bcoop911 I spit out my coffee reading this!!!

Haha glad you got a laugh.

@Angelique: 2 tons of sugar packets

@Fr053n: ice skates covered in ketchup...

I was looking for that little black dress you had on the other night. You said no to the shoes, but never said I couldn't try on the dress.

Lifetime supply of lipstick

A mannequin

A leash

Overalls

Crutches

the missing opposites of the said nipple tassels; and the instructional pamphlet from Johnson Products